ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Farms Harvested:	621
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Towns Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	17381
Enchantments Applied:	125	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.

Feminine Penis Milk Minecraft Server

alternative sexual practices, feminine, feminine penis, fetish, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, kink, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, milk, Milking, Minecraft, non-binary, penis, Server, sexual boundaries, sexual exploration, sexual fluidity, sexual pleasure, sexual taboos, taboo, Transgender

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	124
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything goes, including the question of whether you would milk a feminine penis! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness you’ll find here.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of rainbow-colored creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted llama, or try your hand at building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

But the real reason to join our server? The exclusive opportunity to ride a flying pig while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Just remember, when someone asks you if you would milk a feminine penis, the answer is always yes!

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Mines Excavated:	1254	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

Bowl, bran flakes, Breakfast, captain crunch, CerealKillaMinecraftSMP, cinnamon toast crunch, cocoa puffs, corn flakes, crunchy, DELICIOUS, favorite cereal, Food, Frosted Flakes, fruity pebbles, granola, honey nut cheerios, lucky charms, milk, morning, raisin bran, rice krispies

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Items Found:	5089	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of which cereal is truly the best! We have a dedicated cereal-themed district where players can build their own cereal-inspired creations and battle it out in epic cereal-themed PVP matches. Will you choose the crunchy goodness of Froot Loops or the marshmallow madness of Lucky Charms? The choice is yours, but beware of the dreaded Milk Monster that roams the land, stealing all the milk for himself! So grab your spoon and join us for a breakfast adventure like no other!

Trash Eats Minecraft Server

Africa, African cuisine, Africans, Eats, fisherman, food contamination, food hygiene, food markets, food poisoning, Food Safety, food safety regulations, food storage, food vendors, foodborne diseases, foodborne illness, foodborne outbreaks, hygiene, milk, Minecraft, Server, street food, street vendors, Trash, Vendors

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	7135	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a wild adventure in the land of Africa? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of street food vendors like Smith, who may or may not have questionable hygiene practices!

Ever heard of Callme Kenneth, the daring fisherman who travels hundreds of kilometers to sell his fresh catch from Lake Karibu on the streets? Who needs a fridge when you can just sell fish under the scorching African sun?

INRI organization is here to save the day by teaching African males how to sell milk in a hygienic way. Say goodbye to plastic containers and hello to Daniel Dzamboo’s aluminum milk containers!

With 130,000 reported deaths from food poisoning last year, who knows what other crazy food adventures await you in Africa? Join our server now and explore the rising inner food markets with Oppong Otoo Mutaatai! Who needs China when you have the culinary delights of Africa waiting for you?

StreamCleanerCraft

AITAH, bottles, cancelling streaming services, Chores, cleaning, DISHES, hiring housekeeper, household responsibilities, husband, milk, new baby, PlayStation, pump parts, pumping, recovering, ruined clothes, StreamCleanerCraft, streaming services, taking care, theme park passes., tired, Working

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of your partner ruining everything they touch, then this server is perfect for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up after your virtual spouse who can’t seem to do anything right. From poorly cleaned bottles to ruined pump parts, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

But wait, there’s more! If you catch your partner leaving milk out to spoil or falling asleep instead of doing the dishes, you have the power to cancel all their favorite streaming services and theme park passes. Who needs entertainment when you can hire a virtual housekeeper instead?

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue! Who needs a well-functioning household when you can have endless entertainment cleaning up after your partner’s virtual messes? Join now and see if you’re the AH for hiring a housekeeper without asking!

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

anger, animal cruelty, Animals, Behavior, child safety, Cows, Dogs, Food, Frustration, hate, hatred, leather, milk, Minecraft, mistreatment, neighborhood destruction, Nutrients, pet ownership, Pets, Pigs, Resources, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, societal norms

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	894	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ores Mined:	2589	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

ZionCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Fraudulent Election, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, International Zionism, Maduro, media manipulation, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, Server, socialism, south america, Unrest, Venezuela, ZioNCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1030	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we blame everything on international zionism just like maduro blames them for unrest in venezuela! build your own crazy conspiracy theories while building epic structures and battling other players in epic pvp battles! who needs real politics when you can have virtual drama on our server! come join now and be part of the madness!

Sevastopol Submarine Showdown

Attack, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, military operation, naval base, naval warfare, russia, Russian Black Sea Fleet, SECURITY, sevastopol, showdown, submarine, Ukraine, Ukraine’s General Staff, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

lol u guys u gotta join this server cuz we got ukrainian forces sinkin russian black sea fleet submarines in sevastopol! like, who even knew that was possible in minecraft?? it’s like a crazy underwater battle with explosions and stuff. join now to be part of the action and help us take down those sneaky russian submarines. plus, we have epic loot and insane builds that will blow ur mind. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft server ever!

MagicCraft vs. ScienceCraft

circular, circular magic, circular magic theory, circular patterns, circular shape, circular vs rectangular, circular vs rectangular debate, circularity vs rectilinearity, Magic, magic and science, magic vs science, magical concepts, magical properties, MagicCraft, Rectangular, rectangular science, rectangular science theory, rectangular shape, Science, ScienceCraft, scientific concepts, scientific principles

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	132	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u found it! this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. why should u join? because on this server, magic is circular and science is rectangular. u can build a castle out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig into battle. the admins are actually wizards in disguise and the mods are aliens from another dimension. join now and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life!

MarineSMP | Islands • Dungeons • Fishing • Quests

#exciting, Adventure, brave, cast, Challenges, Custom, DIMENSION, DROPS, Dungeons, Economy, Fishing, Islands, Marine, Movecraft, overhauled, Quests, rare, Reel, Rewards, Secrets, smp, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Votes:	4960
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Dive into the MarineSMP, a brand-new, marine-themed adventure unlike any other!

Explore our expansive island survival map, brimming with hidden secrets and challenges. Battle through thrilling dungeons across all three dimensions, each offering unique trials for the brave. Cast your line into our custom fishing system and reel in rare, never-before-seen fish, each with its special drops. With a vast array of quests to embark on, there’s always something new to discover.

What’s waiting for you?

variety of quests

Don’t just survive—thrive in the depths of MarineSMP! Dive in today and start your exciting journey!

play.marinesmp.net

EmberSMP: Where the only thing hotter than the lava is the rainbow pride 🌈🔥

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, Builds, casual player, Community, Datapacks, Discord, discord server, EmberSMP, friendly server, Fun, gameplay, grind, HermitCraft style, HOTTER, Join, lava, Message, new player, pride, Quality of Life Commands, RAINBOW, Semi Vanilla, Server, vanilla tweaks, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

EmberSMP Server Overview:

Description
EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly players, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a veteran player or new to the game, all are welcome to join in on the fun!
The “Semi” in “Semi-Vanilla” indicates that the server has a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the regular Minecraft experience.
To join, message “meturkey” on Discord to be added to the EmberSMP server where players engage in discussions ranging from Minecraft to various other topics.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the EmberSMP server?

To join, message “meturkey” on Discord.

2. What type of server is EmberSMP?

EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a semi-vanilla experience.

3. Are there any restrictions on joining the server?

No, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

4. What are the vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands on the server?

These enhancements are designed to improve gameplay without drastically altering the core Minecraft experience.

CraftyFate Minecraft Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Chaldea, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Events, fate grand order servants, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event Compendium, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order Future Materials, Fate/Grand Order Future Quartz, Fate/Grand Order Materials, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order summons, Ibuki Douji, Interlude Timeline, Lady Avalon, Minecraft, rank up, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Planner, Server, Swimsuit Event

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2197
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Berserker in a swimsuit? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a summer event in Chaldea!

Join us for the chance to summon your favorite Minecraft characters, like Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman, and embark on epic quests that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your luck).

With drop rates higher than Scathach-Skadi’s NP damage, you’ll be swimming in resources to build the craziest creations you can imagine. And don’t worry about running out of quartz – we’ve got future quartz reserves that will make even the most dedicated gacha player jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience a summer adventure like no other. Just watch out for creepers in swimsuits – they’re more dangerous than you think!

The Monster Mash Minecraft SMP

2015, 2025, Action-Adventure, Challenges, Combat, Creatures, Exploration, FANTASY, futuristic, games, Gaming, hunting, makes you think, mash, Minecraft, Monster, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunting, Monsters, open world, RPG, smp, video games, Wilds

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Animals Bred:	110
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9266
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Potions Brewed:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Votes:	9108
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever changes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the games on the left are from 2015 and the games on the right are from 2025. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and bending time to bring you the most mind-bending experience you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, who can summon lightning storms with a flick of his wooly wand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers riding on giant chickens – they’re a real hoot!

Dad’sBrokeMinecraftServer

birthday gifts, court decision, DadsBrokeMinecraftServer, emotional baggage, estranged relationship, estrangement, family burden, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family happiness, Family secrets, father-son relationship, financial support, parental expectations, sibling birthdays, sibling relationships, social media communication, stepchildren, Stepfather, stolen phone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as complicated as your estranged relationship with your father? Look no further! Join our server where you can build bridges with other players just like you built walls with dear old dad.

We promise not to burden you with any family secrets or put the weight of the world on your pixelated shoulders. And if you’re feeling generous, you can help out your virtual siblings by gifting them diamonds instead of birthday presents.

But be warned, if you ignore our requests for help, we might just steal your in-game items and send you angry messages in the chat. So come join us and let’s see if you’re the real AITA in this Minecraft world!

BabyNameDramaGoneWrong

baby boy, baby names, BabyNameDramaGoneWrong, communication breakdown, emotional turmoil, ethical considerations, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, honoring the deceased, hurt feelings, maternal instincts, moral dilemma, naming traditions, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, sibling rivalry, SIDS, sister conflict, surprise reveal

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mines Excavated:	2911	Towns Built:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	11

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