lolz, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it makes russian warships in cuba look like a tea party? well, our server is like a US submarine pullin into guantanamo bay after a wild night out. we got crazy builds, insane mobs, and treasure hunts that will make u question reality. join us if u dare, but beware, once u enter, there’s no turnin back. come on, what are u waitin for? dive into the madness now!
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CubanCraft: Subs vs Ships
Arrival, caribbean, cold war, Cuba, CubanCraft, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Guantanamo Bay, international relations, Military, naval base, naval forces, naval operations, PRESENCE, russia, Russian navy, Ships, submarine, SUBS, Tension, US, us navy, Warships
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FrostyTroopBabiesCraft
babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology
hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.
and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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UkraineCraft: Hit & Block Russia’s Comms!
aggression, Attack, BLOCK, comms, communication station, Conflict, cyber warfare, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, headline, Hit, international relations, Military, News, RETALIATION, russia, Russias, strike, Technology, Tension, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War
so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when suddenly they were like “hey russia, watch this!” and they straight up hit russia’s fancy new communication station like BOOM! it was like the biggest prank ever, but with bombs and stuff.anyways, if you wanna be part of some crazy action like that, you gotta join our minecraft server. we got explosions, we got wars, we got alliances, we got everything you need for a wild time. plus, our players are so hardcore, they make ukraine look like a bunch of kittens.
come join us and be part of the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to take down a communication station or something. it’s gonna be lit, bro.
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NATORejectsPutin’sBFF
Alliance, Ally, Conflict, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Military, nato, NATORejectsPutinsBFF, Politics, putin, rival, russia, sanctions, snub, Tensions, Withdrawal
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than putin’s rival to nato! we got russia’s allies quitting left and right, just like players rage quitting when they can’t handle our intense pvp battles.our community is so lit, it’s like being in the kremlin but with more blocky buildings and less political intrigue. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in minecraft?
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasures. just like putin’s hidden stash of vodka, except ours is way cooler because it’s in minecraft.
so come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual geopolitics and epic battles. who needs nato when you have our minecraft server? let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!
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TrebuchetCraft Minecraft Server
border, border patrol, Conflict, construction, Defense, defense technology, Engineering, idf, IDF border security, IDF defense strategy, IDF engineering, IDF Lebanon border, IDF military technology, Israel Defense Forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, siege weapon, trebuchet, TrebuchetCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we build TREBUCHETS on the border with LEBANON. yes, you heard that right. we are taking minecraft warfare to a whole new level. join us and be part of the most insane battles you’ve ever seen in a blocky world. who needs swords and bows when you have a TREBUCHET? come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and let’s launch some cows over the border together!
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RocketRaid215
Attack, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, Hezbollah retaliation, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Missiles, northern Israel, RETALIATION, rocket attack, rocket barrage, RocketRaid215, senior commander, Terrorism, violence, WARFARE
Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!First off, we got Hezbollah launching a massive 215 rocket barrage at northern Israel, all because of some senior commander getting killed. Like, talk about drama, am I right? But don’t worry, we turned that intense situation into a sick Minecraft mini-game where you gotta dodge the rockets and build a shelter before it’s too late!
And that’s just the beginning, fam! We got so many other wild events happening on the server, like zombie apocalypses, alien invasions, and even a dragon that randomly shows up to wreck havoc. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all in one place!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🚀🐲
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NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal
adaptations, Alliance, Announces, Arsenal, Defense, defense system, Deterrence, Global, international relations, leader, Military, nato, NATOs, nuclear arsenal, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, policy, Safety, SECURITY, security threats, Strategic, Treaty, weaponsso, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!
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LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard
Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer
so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.
plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.
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DadNeedsHelpButImBusy
Affair, aita, brothers in military, child support, college, dad, DadNeedsHelpButImBusy, F28, half brothers, Helen, Henry, invoice, Military, mom passed away, moving home, NANNY, Petty, Prenup, SAHM, Support, vindictive, wife left
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from family obligations!Join us and leave behind the craziness of family dynamics like a 53-year-old dad marrying a 30-year-old and having kids, a mom who passed away, and siblings in the military. We promise no family drama, just fun and games in the world of Minecraft.
Escape the guilt trips and obligations of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without anyone telling you that you “owe” them anything. Plus, no need to hire a nanny – just join our server and let your creativity run wild!
So come join us on this Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding what block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!
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CraftyAirForceFun
Air Force, aircraft, argentina, arms deal, CraftyAirForceFun, Defense, France, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, negotiations, political agreement, Super Etendard, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where Argentina and France are like, talking about transferring Super Etendard aircraft to Ukraine. like, what even is that? u gotta come see this craziness for yourself, it’s like a whole new level of wackiness. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total party up in here. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is off the chain!
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MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
Aerial Reconnaissance, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, Crisis, eastern europe, Espionage, Front Row Seat, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Latest Wave, Military, military technology, Minecraft, missile strikes, MissileMayhem, national security, Server, Spy Plane, Surveillance, UKRAINIAN, UScome join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging missile strikes in crimea just like a US spy plane! u will feel the adrenaline rush as u build ur base and try to survive the chaos of war! who needs boring old survival mode when u can have real life danger in ur face?! join now for the most intense gaming experience of ur life! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for all new players? yeah, we got cake. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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PantsirPulverizer
anti aircraft, Blasting, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, HIMARS, international relations, Military, military technology, Missile System, Multimillion-Dollar, Pantsir-S1, PantsirPulverizer, Reports, Russian, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE, WEAPONRY
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be blastin’ multimillion-dollar Russian Pantsir-S1 missile systems with HIMARS like it’s nobody’s business! we be takin’ PvP to a whole ‘nother level, ain’t no chill in this server, just pure chaos and destruction! come join us if u wanna witness some epic battles and see some insane explosions, it’s gonna be lit AF! ain’t no other server like this, so come on and join the madness! let’s show those Russian Pantsir-S1 missile systems who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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StepdadDrama Minecraft Server
aita, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, dad, emotions, family dynamics, Father Figures, love, loyalty, Military, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, school events, Server, social media, stepdad, StepdadDrama, tiktok, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is the norm? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the complex relationships between dads, stepdads, and military friends who act as pseudo dads.Experience the thrill of having two father figures who compete for your love and attention, all while trying to navigate school events and parent-teacher conferences. Will you choose the strict dad who makes you call him Sir, or the chill stepdad who actually cares about your interests?
Join now and create your own TikTok drama with our unique community of players who understand the struggles of having multiple father figures in your life. Who will you choose to love more: your dad or your stepdad? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!
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Sinwar’s Stronghold Minecraft Server
Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas Leader, international relations, Israel, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian, Palestinian territories, Politics, Server, Sinwar, Sinwars, stronghold, sufficient pressure, united states, upper hand, US officials
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape reality and go on an epic adventure in a pixelated world? well, this server is the place for u, my friend! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!join us and be part of the epic battle between Sinwar and his evil minions who are trying to take over the server with their evil plans! but don’t worry, cuz we got u covered with our army of warrior chickens who will protect u at all costs.
plus, did we mention that every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly u to the moon? yeah, that’s right, u can literally ride a dragon to outer space and build ur own moon base.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the craziest, most hilarious time ever in this wacky Minecraft world! Sinwar ain’t got nothin on us!
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HezbollahHavocCraft
border, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, violence, Warcome join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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CheeseCraft: The Server Where You Can Make So Much Butter You’ll Lactose Your Mind!
AntiToxicity, Beta, BugTesting, building, BUTTER, changes, CheatingPrevention, CheeseCraft, CombatSystem, Community, Competition, Development, Economy, lactose, Mind, Minecraft, modding, Network, Plugins, Server, strategy, Towerdefense, tutorials, Updates, YoullMinecraft Server Overview
Key Points Provide a variety of feature-rich modes Strict prevention of all forms of cheating Friendly community for all skill levels FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Are mods allowed on the server? No, except for specific ones listed for Badlion Client. What happens if someone is caught cheating? They will receive a permanent, unpardonable ban. Is toxic behavior tolerated on the server? No, any rude or discriminatory behavior will not be tolerated. What version does the server run on? The server always runs on the latest version available. Is joining the Discord server required? It is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback. Ready to join our server? Use the IP below:
IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net
NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! PLEASE ADHERE TO THE SERVER RULES.
Allowed Clients:
Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed for Badlion are allowed)
Allowed Mods for Badlion:
Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, CPS, Crosshair, Damage Tint, Enchant Glint, FPS, Hit Color, Item Physics, KeyStrokes, OofMod, Ping, Tab
Please note that the server is still in beta phase, so expect bugs and lacking features. Your suggestions are welcome for improvements before the official release.
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RivalCraft Minecraft Server
Battered, Character development, Competition, Conflict, Drama, dynamic, emotional, EXTREME, homo lust, Housewife, INTENSE, Jealousy, long tail tag, love-hate, Minecraft, Obsession, Protagonist, relationship, RivalCraft, Rivalry, Server, TOXIC, WORST
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the rivalry dynamic is taken to a whole new level! Join now and witness the epic saga of the protagonist who has an extreme homo lust for his rival. Will they fight to the death or will their forbidden love conquer all?But wait, there’s more! If that’s not crazy enough for you, how about the protagonist being like a battered housewife for his rival? Watch as he cooks, cleans, and mines for his abusive rival, all while secretly plotting his revenge. It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, only on our Minecraft server!
So why wait? Join now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.
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[Fantastic News] SMP: BlocktopiaCraft
#Fantastic News, Admiration, aew, BlocktopiaCraft, Celebrity, Entertainment, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Fandom, fantastic, Ibuki-chan, Idol, Japanese culture, News, Popular, smp, social media, Support, Tony Khan-sama, trending, wrestling![[Fantastic News] SMP: BlocktopiaCraft](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank3.jpg)
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the one and only Ibuki-chan is a die-hard fan of Tony Khan-sama! That’s right, you’ll get to witness epic battles between creepers and zombies while Ibuki-chan cheers them on like it’s a wrestling match! Plus, rumor has it that Tony Khan-sama himself may make a guest appearance to challenge the Ender Dragon to a cage match. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join our server today!
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Toddler-Free Travel: Sis, AITA?
#breastfeeding, aita, Bonding, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, compromise, Decision making, Expectations, family, Feedback, Girls trip, Honesty, quality time, Respect, Sis, sister, Support, Toddler, ToddlerFree, travel, Understanding, vacationLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family vacation with a toddler and a breastfeeding baby? Look no further! Our server is so kid-friendly, even the creepers will offer to babysit your little ones.Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the chaos of family vacations and Ed Sheeran concerts. Build your dream world, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find a diamond or two (or three, we won’t judge).
So come on down to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And remember, on our server, toddlers are welcome, but only if they can hold their own against a horde of zombies. See you there!
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RareBlockz
atypical, excepțional, eXtraordinary, hard to find, infrequent, not commonly known, not easily found, out of the ordinary, Overlooked, rare, RareBlockz, Scarce, seldom noticed, seldom seen, Surprising, uncommon, Underappreciated, undervalued, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUALA Minecraft server where diamonds grow on trees, creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, and pigs can fly (literally)! Join our server for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and unexpected surprises at every turn. Explore our custom-built world where you can ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where chickens rule the land. Don’t miss out on the chance to join this one-of-a-kind server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overzealous sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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NorthernCraft Server – Explore & Build!
ADVISORY, BUILD, Caution, Citizens, conflict zone, Diplomatic, Explore, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, northern Israel, NorthernCraft, reconsider, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Terrorism, travel, travel alert, travel restriction, US, Warninglol u should totally join our minecraft server instead of going to northern israel, like who even wants to go there when u can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any zombie apocalypses that might happen. so come join us and avoid the drama in northern israel, u won’t regret it!
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CraftyCombat: USvsIran
aggression, airstrike, Conflict, CraftyCombat, Defense, escalation, FEBRUARY, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-backed forces, iraq, launches, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, Tension, united states, US, USvsIran
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US launched a strike on Iran-backed forces in Iraq, except way more fun and way less political tension, ya know? like, you gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna blow your mind like those missiles blew up those bad guys, but in a good way, ya feel me? we got so much crazy stuff goin’ on, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff, so come join the party and let’s blow stuff up together, virtually of course!
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ReadCraft: More Books, Less Competence
achievement, AMOUNT, books, competence, comprehension, Development, education, growth, Improvement, INCREASE, knowledge, learning, Literacy, Practice, progress, ReadCraft, reading, Skills, Students, studying, successso like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta know that like, reading more books doesn’t mean you gonna be a pro reader, ya know? it’s all about the vibes and the energy you bring to the table, like in minecraft, you gotta bring your A game and build the most epic structures ever seen in the virtual world. join us and unleash your inner block-building beast, because who needs reading skills when you can be a minecraft master, amirite? let’s get this party started, woohoo!
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Realms Roleplay
Adventure, building, Classes, Custom, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Faction, FANTASY, Kingdom, Lore, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Mods, Monsters, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist
Exclusive Features: Magic and Mystery: Discover and master magical powers. Epic Battles: Engage in strategic combat and defend your kingdom. Free Build: Build castles, towns and fortresses as your imagination dictates.
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Wicked Survival
Boss Events, custom foods, Economy, Hardcore, Harder mob generation, HUGE map, Land claims & War events, looking for staff, Natural Disasters (tornados etc), New Mounts (custom), PvE, PvP, Raid events, realistic farming, Rewards, Seasons, Survival, Thirst & stamina, Vanilla, Wicked Survivalhuge Map Raid events Boss events Land claims & War events Economy New Mounts ( custom) Seasons Natural Disasters (tornados etc )Realistic Farming Custom foods Thirst & stamina Rewards! Looking for staff Harder mob generation!