LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the crazy shenanigans of world politics! Our latest event is Russia launching a devastating attack on Ukraine after Trump’s defense of Putin! Will you be on Team Russia or Team Ukraine? Will you build walls or tear them down? The choice is yours on our server! Plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and madness!
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
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MeatGrinderMinecraftServer
join this epic minecraft server where we gift meat grinders to all the players who slay the most zombies! just like russia’s ruling party, we know how to show our appreciation in the most unique ways. imagine the thrill of grinding up your enemies and turning them into delicious meat for your virtual feast. come join the fun and let the backlash begin!
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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life like russian strikes and stuff, we got u covered with fun and games and no intelligence sharing cuz who needs that when u can just build a sick castle and fight off creepers, trust me u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a tnt trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right? so what are u waiting for, join now and let’s minecraft our troubles away, kyiv can wait, we got diamonds to mine and dragons to slay!
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KirishiCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the battle between Russia and Ukraine using DRONES! Fly around and bomb the Kirishi refinery just like in real life, but with blocky graphics and exploding pigs instead of oil tanks. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the fun! Who needs politics when you can have a pixelated war zone right in your own backyard? Let’s goooooo!
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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like russia vs ukraine but in minecraft lol. u can be a ukrainian soldier fighting in kursk and try not to get cut off by russia. we have crazy pvp battles and u can build ur own base to protect urself from the russian troops. join now for a wild time and maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with putin himself in the game lol. ukraine stronk in minecraft too!
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PixelWars Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where russia and ukraine are fighting over energy supplies but don’t worry we have plenty of diamonds and gold to go around. the US is cutting off satellite images but who needs them when you can build your own world in minecraft. join us for a wild ride of political drama and block building fun. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of enchanted weapons and armor for you to discover. hurry up and join before the creeper explosion takes out the whole server!
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TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to keep out the zombie pigmen and fight off the evil Ender Dragon! Trump himself said he’s confident China won’t invade Taiwan while you’re playing on our server because our defenses are just THAT good. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control all the creepers and make them do the cha-cha slide. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic even Herobrine would be jealous!
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Trump’s Troop Transfer Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is lit af, man. we got trump pulling troops outta germany and sending them to hungary, like what even is that? join us and be part of the chaos, build a wall or something, idk. but for real, this server is where the party’s at. we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a whole new world out here. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time. #buildthewall #sendtroopstohungary #minecraftmadness
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SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how ukraine be tryna do some shady stuff? well the u.s. was like “nah fam, u can’t be using our satellite imagery no more!” so now ukraine gotta figure out how to spy on people without the fancy satellite pics. but like, who needs satellite imagery when u can just join our minecraft server, right? we got all the virtual landscapes u could ever need, plus u can build ur own spy headquarters and stuff. join now and help ukraine get back on their spy game, minecraft style!
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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever heard of a server that’s so lit, it’s like, totally outta this world? well, let me tell u bout this one server that’s like, the bomb diggity. like, u wanna join cuz it’s so epic, u won’t even believe it.first off, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. they can do all these crazy things that will blow ur mind. like, they can make u fly or turn u into a unicorn. it’s like, whoa, mind blown.
and the players on this server? they’re like, the coolest peeps u’ll ever meet. they’re all super chill and always down for a good time. u won’t find any trolls or haters here, just a bunch of awesome folks ready to have a blast.
oh, and did i mention the mini-games? they’re like, next level fun. there’s this one game where u have to ride pigs through a maze while dodging lava pits. it’s so intense, u won’t be able to stop playing.
so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the server of ur dreams and let the good times roll. trust me, u won’t regret it.