like, one time, we had this epic quest where we had to rescue hostages from, like, evil zombies and stuff. it was, like, so intense, bro. but we totally saved the day and everyone was, like, super impressed.
and, get this, our admin gantz was gonna, like, resign or whatever, but then he heard about the hostages being rescued and was like, nah, i gotta stay and keep this party going. so, like, you know this server is, like, the place to be.
so, come join us and have the time of your life, bro. we promise you won’t regret it. peace out, homies!
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Picture this: you’re chilling in a group chat with your bros, when suddenly one of them drops the F bomb (not the fun kind). You, being the hero that you are, call them out on their nonsense. But wait, it gets better. This dude, let’s call him Kyle, is in the military and thinks he can just throw around slurs like confetti at a parade.
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