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Zombie Pigmen for Peace Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, chuds, Conflict, controversial, Defense, Invincible, Israel, Jewish, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, neo nazi, Peace, Pigmen, Politics, power, resilience, sand niggers, SECURITY, Server, State, strength, Survival, Zionism, zombie

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Potions Brewed:	106
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the State of Israel reigns supreme! Join us and witness the invincible power of our virtual nation as we build, mine, and conquer the digital world.

Are you tired of dealing with sand niggers and neo-nazi chuds on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance against the might of Israel.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community like no other. Our players are as strong as the Iron Dome, as creative as a Tel Aviv street artist, and as resourceful as a kibbutz farmer.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Israel is truly invincible in Minecraft and beyond!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

blocky, Community, Conflict, CREEPERS, date, enlistment, Entertainment, Future, hobbies, IncelCraft, Incels, internet, ISOLATION, Join, Loneliness, MAYHEM, Military, QT, relationships, self improvement, Shenanigans, Social Skills, society, Survival, Technology, War, ww3

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

arms control, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, INGAME, international relations, iran, Iran deal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, nukes, Politics, power, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, War, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

aggression, American troops, American weapons, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, escalation, Future, Global, Happening, International, LolCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, prediction, Prophecy, turkey, TURMOIL, War, ww3

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

Armed Forces, blocky, Brigade, Edition, european history, extremism, fascism, Freikorps, Freikorps back, German history, historical, Militarism, Military, nationalism, Paramilitary, Political unrest, Radicalism, revolution, right wing, Turkish uniform, Weimar Germany, Weimar Republic, West

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

CraftyHouthisMC: Where missiles are launched and intercepted by no one! LOL

Conflict, CraftyHouthisMC, Defense, defense system, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Houthis, intercept, intercepted, international relations, iran, launched, lol, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military capabilities, missile attacks, missile defense, Missiles, national security, SECURITY, Technology, threat, US

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, we once intercepted missiles launched by Iran with our expertly crafted diamond swords! That’s right, we’re not just building castles and farming crops here, we’re saving the world from nuclear warfare one block at a time. Join us if you want to be part of a team of fearless warriors who are not afraid to take on any challenge, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers and skeletons who’s boss!

United Western World – No USA Minecraft Server

Allies, America, amphibious landing, Atlantic coast, Conflict, Defense, global politics, international relations, Invasion, logistical nightmare, Military, military power, Minecraft, Pacific Coast, Partition, Server, strategy, United, united states, Unity, Usa, WARFARE, Western, Western world, world

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7584	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic and chaotic as a full-scale invasion of the US by the entire western world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning amphibious landings on coasts as big as the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of America. Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories like a boss.

Who needs real-world logistics when you can just respawn and try again? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to invade and partition the US in Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be more dangerous than any army.

Kharkov’s LOLcraft: Where Creepers Fall and Players Rule!

American elections, biden, collapse, Conflict, CREEPERS, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, election year, Fall, instability, international relations, Kharkov falling, Kharkovs, Kiev regularly being deprived of electricity, LolCraft, Military, Players, Politics, power outage, rule, Ukie air defenses gone, Ukie lines on the verge of collapse, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kharkov is falling, Ukie air defenses are gone, and Kiev is regularly being deprived of electricity. It’s like playing Minecraft in a war zone, but don’t worry, our Ukie lines are on the verge of collapse so you can join in on the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! This war will be over in time for the American elections, and it will be bad news for Biden. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged? So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with explosions, power outages, and political intrigue. You won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriots: Where Minecraft meets futuristic warfare in the USA!

Advanced technology, Crafty, Defense, futuristic, global power, innovation, meets, Military, military advancement, military capabilities, military dominance, military innovation, military power, military strategy, military strength, military superiority, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, patriots, strategic planning, Superiority, Usa, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where the USA is militarily 1000 years ahead of everyone else – that’s right, we’ve got laser guns, flying tanks, and even a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Minecraft Master,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a chest full of TNT instead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs – they’re not as cute as they look.

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

America, Attack, catastrophe, Crafty, CREW, crisis management., Daniel Hagari, Edition, emergency, emergency preparations, Finisher, heads up notices, hezbollah, Hospitals, idf, Instructions, international relations, iran, lolz, Military, one way flights, press conference, Public Safety, rumor, SCHOOLs, security measures

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

The Legend of Minecraft SMP: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo SMP 64

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Dungeons, FANTASY, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Kokiri Forest, legend, Link, master sword, Minecraft, navi, Nintendo, nintendo 64, Ocarina, Ocarina of Time, Princess Zelda, puzzle solving, smp, temple of time, the legend of zelda, Time, triforce, video game

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you an adventure crazier than trying to beat the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time on the Nintendo 64!

Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Anime, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, culture, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Franchise, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, ONLINE, Opinions, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, reactions, reactions to criticism, Server, social media, video games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Star Shards Collected:	203	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of those boring old Pokemon servers where all you do is catch ’em all and battle? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!

Nick Fuentes Spam Minecraft SMP Patrol

arrest, Capitol attack, Capitol breach, Censorship, conspiracy theories, democrats, extremism, FBI informant, FBI psyop, free speech, Fuentes, Jan. 6, Minecraft, Misinformation, Nick, Nick Fuentes, online harassment, Patrol, Police, smp, social media, Spam, spam threads, tucker carlson, video evidence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we uncover the shocking truth about Nick Fuentes being an FBI informant! That’s right, he’s been pulling the strings behind the scenes all along. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a conspiracy theory about Tucker Carlson being a secret alien sent to Earth to control the media. Join now and uncover the truth behind all the madness! Who knows what other crazy secrets await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Sick America Minecraft Server

abortion, Agencies, America, anti-world, BLOODBATH, control, deportation, election, ethnic cleanse, Facist, Government, Lgbt, mexico, Minecraft, palestine, power, Server, sick, Trans, trump, War, weird

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	312261	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of the real world being a total dumpster fire? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise!

We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Advanced Bounty, Asaba Harumasa, Boopons, character demo, Cunning Hares, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Sixth Street market fair, Sjal, smp, Soul Hounds III, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crops Grown:	2536	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons in our “En-Nah” Into Your Lap event – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this virtual revenge!

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares, or participate in our Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup for double drops – it’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III in our Vicious Dogs Within event.

But wait, there’s more! Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair and earn some epic rewards. And don’t forget to redeem our crazy codes like ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF for even more goodies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for some wild adventures and outrageous events – because boring is so last season!

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

4chan moderator, accusations, Bans, blockparty, chatango, civil behavior, community guidelines, dumpster fire, fnf, FNF mod drama, fnf mods, friday night funkin, Friday Night Funkin’ General., game discussion, insults, low effort replies, Minecraft, miserable fans, obsessed fans, questionable links, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama and petty arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! We don’t tolerate any nonsense like accusing people of things they didn’t do or posting questionable links.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.

So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!

Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

ancient egyptians, card collecting, card demand, card history, card industry, card investment, card market, card nostalgia, card prices, card rarity, card speculation, card supply, card value, Cards, collectible cards, cost, expensive cards, hyper ancient cards, Minecraft, old cards, retro gaming rig, smp, Tfffff, trading cards, vintage cards

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Crops Grown:	9610	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

Introvert, ISOLATED, lack of social experiences, lack of social life, lack of social skills, Life, limited social circle, Loneliness, Minecraft, minimal social activities, minimal social interactions, minimal social outings, non-traditional lifestyle, Outsider, Server, social anxiety, solitary lifestyle, unconventional habits, unconventional hobbies, unconventional lifestyle, unique experiences, weird, Weird Life

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

BDSM, chastity, control, denial, DOMINANCE, Domination, female denial, female domination, Female Rage, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, gooning, kink, max capacity, Minecraft, power play, RAGE, role reversal, smp, solution, Submission, Women empowerment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	1863
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Crops Grown:	8452	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!