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Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade! -
DreamJobCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than this woman’s marriage? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this poor woman’s life!With more moves than a game of musical chairs, you’ll never get bored on our server. From army bases to police departments to federal investigator jobs, we’ve got it all. And just like this woman’s husband, you’ll be constantly changing your mind about where you want to be!
Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through different phases of life, just like this woman did during her pregnancy. Will you regret your decisions? Will you feel alone and depressed? Only time will tell on our server!
So why wait? Join now and start your own adventure filled with unexpected plot twists and emotional rollercoasters. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and drama at every turn?
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TelAvivDroneDisco
lol come join our epic minecraft server where drones are dropping loot instead of bombs, 1 dead but 4 hurt in a hilarious drone strike on Tel Aviv! join us for the chaos and mayhem, build your base and watch out for those pesky drones trying to take you out! who needs boring old survival mode when you can have drone warfare in minecraft?! come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness! -
NoobNoMoreMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book. -
ArcticSubs12: Defend Canada from Russian & Chinese invasions!
Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Arctic defense base but in Minecraft! We need 12 new submarines to protect our land from Russia and China who are tryna invade our icy territory. Join us and help us build the craziest underwater base ever! We got polar bears as guards and penguins as our allies. Plus, we have secret igloos filled with treasure and diamonds. So come on and join the coolest (literally) server out there! -
PortCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun! -
CrimeaCraft: Drone Wars
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Our server is so lit that even Ukrainian Air & Sea Drones are blasting Russian Coast Guard bases in Crimea just to get a piece of the action!Join our server for some epic PvP battles that will make your head spin! Build your own base, raid your enemies, and dominate the competition like a boss. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited by the Ukrainian military for your mad skills.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Exploding Sheep” plugin that turns innocent farm animals into deadly weapons. And don’t even get me started on the “Llama Launcher” plugin that lets you ride llamas into battle while shooting lasers out of their eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a Russian Coast Guard, that is.
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GazaGriefGoneSinwarDead
join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down enemies like a boss. we got crazy pvp battles that will make you feel like a total legend.we also have secret intel that will blow your mind. imagine uncovering recordings of Gazans praising Deif’s killing and wishing for Sinwar’s death. it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in the minecraft world.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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BribeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this: the top russian general got fired because he was caught accepting diamonds from creepers as bribes. like, what a scandal, right? but now he’s starting his own minecraft server and he’s promising to give all players a diamond block just for joining. apparently, he’s trying to make up for his mistakes by spreading the wealth in the virtual world. so if you wanna be part of this crazy story and get free diamonds, come join the server now! who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness some explosive deals with creepers firsthand. it’s gonna be a blast! -
TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza
come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!