Military MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TuapseCraft Minecraft Server

Military, Damage, damaged, drone attack, TuapseCraft

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, it will blow ur mind like a drone attack on russia’s tuapse oil refinery! we got crazy builds dat will make u go “whaaat?!” and pvp battles dat will leave u shaking in ur diamond boots.

come join us and be part of the madness as we conquer new lands and build the most insane creations u have ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun and excitement, den maybe u should go play with some sheep or somethin’.

so what are u waiting for?! join now and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least make it more chaotic and ridiculous.

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CraftyRussianWarriors

Moscow, Crisis, sanctions, Politics, incentive

come join our epic minecraft server where we pay u $22,000 to fight in ukraine! yea u heard that right, we are so rich we just throw money at u to pvp in a virtual world. forget about real life wars, come join our virtual battlefield and get rich while doing it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find. our admins are all russian spies so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

LostTroops567K, Losses, soldiers, 2022, Invasion

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!

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RusSoldierz Minecraft Server

RusSoldierz, identities confirmed, War, international relations, Russian soldiers

lol imagine being so bad at pvp that u get rekt by a bunch of noobs in a blocky world. well, that’s what happens on this server cuz we got the most epic battles u ever seen. u think u got skills? come prove it against our squad of pro gamers who will destroy u with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we got secret bases, treasure hunts, and even a dragon that u can fight. join now and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world. also, we confirm the identities of nearly 60,000 Russian soldiers killed in Ukraine cuz why not lol.

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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Hamas, Israel, Terrorism, Rocket, Nuseirat

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, there are rockets launching everywhere but instead of causing destruction, they just make funny sounds and shoot out confetti. And, get this, one time a rocket misfired and accidentally landed in a school in Nuseirat, but instead of exploding, it just turned all the students into cute little piggy characters. It was, like, the craziest thing ever! Join our server for a wild and wacky time where anything can happen, even if it’s totally random and nonsensical. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, fam!

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SwissFitCraft

Performance, fitness test, well trained, military readiness, young

So, liek, this Minecraft server is da bomb, ya know? It’s like a secret military base for all da young Swiss peeps who are super fit and ready to kick some creeper butt! We did dis army fitness test and found out that most of dem are like super buff and ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft. Join us if you wanna be part of dis elite squad and show off your mad skills in building and surviving in the blocky world. Plus, we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to discover. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of da coolest army in Minecraft!

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BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

secrecy, misconduct, transparency, assault, scandal

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

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AmmolessZelenskyCraft

Military, Ukraine, Army, Defense, soldiers

lol come join this epic minecraft server where we have so much ammo you’ll be like “whoa, where did all this ammo come from??” and our drones are so advanced they can even do your homework for you.

the president of Ukraine, Zelensky, even said he wishes he had as much firepower as we do on this server. he’s like “damn, wish i could join that minecraft server with all the cool weapons and stuff.”

so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the thrill of being on the front-line with unlimited ammo and super smart drones. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement.

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HamasHostage Minecraft Server

hostages, gaza, HamasHostage, deaths, Israeli defense forces

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride at disneyland. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that do the macarena. our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

join now and you might just find the lost city of atlantis hidden deep within our server. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamond armor. who knows what adventures await you in our wacky world.

plus, our staff is so friendly they’ll give you a virtual hug every time you log on. and if you’re lucky, you might even get to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our minecraft server!

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KharkivCraft: Russian Ruckus

Tensions, KharkivCraft, mobilization, Kremlin, eastern europe

LOL YO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS INSTEAD OF GUNS AND BOMBS. JOIN US AND HELP US FIGHT OFF THE EVIL RUSSIAN FORCES IN KHARKIV OBLAST. WE NEED ALL THE BLOCKY SOLDIERS WE CAN GET TO PROTECT OUR LAND FROM THE INVADERS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. COME JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!

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