come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!
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CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server
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NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server
lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land!
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NATOwar.ruCraft
so, like, u know how russia is all like “hey, trump is our bro for saying nato caused the war in ukraine”? well, on this server, we praise trump too! join us and be part of the epic battle against nato in minecraft! build your own wall to keep out those pesky nato soldiers and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any nato spies trying to infiltrate our server. so come on, join us and be a true trump supporter in the world of minecraft! #buildthewall #trumprules #natosucks
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BlindDroneOps Minecraft Server
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where eight Russian drone operators got blinded by detonating FPV goggles? I know, right? It’s like, the most lit server ever! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding goggles while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the goggles strike again!
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NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!
so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!
so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.
so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
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CraftyUkraineVsRussia
so like, u know how trump be sayin some crazy stuff right? well on this server, we be all about that crazy life too! we got wars goin on between players, just like ukraine and russia, but way more epic! come join us and be part of the chaos! build ur own wall to keep out the haters or start a revolution against the admins, anything goes on this server! trump would be proud, he says ukraine ‘should never have started it’, but we say bring it on! join now and let the madness begin!
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SyriaDroneStrikeMC Server
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a russian air base in syria attacked by drones! we got so much epic stuff goin on, u wont even believe it!we got creepers dat explode like fireworks, makin da sky light up in a beautiful display of chaos! we got villagers dat trade u diamonds for dirt, cuz dey crazy like dat. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, like giant chickens dat shoot laser beams outta dere eyes!
but wait, dere’s more! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden all over da map. and if u can find dem, u’ll be rewarded with da rarest loot in all da land. plus, we got events happenin all da time, like zombie apocalypse parties and build battles where u can show off ur epic building skills.
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where every day is a new adventure and every block is a new opportunity for fun! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness dat goes down here.