Join us and you’ll be like, part of this crazy adventure where we have French troops building pixelated castles and battling creepers. It’s like, so wild, man. And, like, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus of a pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit. How rad is that?
So, like, come join us on this server where the Ivory Coast is just a place for French troops to leave and Minecraft is the real deal. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast. See you there, dude!
imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).
plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!
BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!
imagine this: u log on and u see a giant chicken riding a pig through a field of rainbow sheep. then u turn around and there’s a castle made entirely out of diamonds. and guess what? u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon!
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to boogie down? yeah, it’s a thing.
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares?). trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.
you’ll have to navigate through crazy mazes filled with lava pits and giant spiders wearing top hats. but don’t worry, you can ride on a magical unicorn to get through it all. there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the evil wizard who wants to steal all your loot. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire.
so come join us on this epic journey of mayhem and madness. putin must withdraw troops to negotiate – scholz. wait, what? just kidding, that’s not relevant here. just come play on our server and have a blast!
A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.
Release Date: Today!
Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.
| Q: How do I join the server? | A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted. |
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| Q: What is an Alliance? | A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances. |
| Q: How many Alliances are there currently? | A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server. |
| Q: Can I create my own Alliance? | A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one. |
Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?
Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?
And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!
Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!
2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.
4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!
Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).
Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.
So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!
Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!
