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IvoryCraft Minecraft Server
lol dis server is like the ivory coast of minecraft servers, we be askin all dem french troops to leave cuz we be runnin dis place now. come join us and be part of da revolution, fightin off dem pesky frenchies and buildin da best minecraft empire ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers be runnin scared of us. join now or be left in da dust, cuz we be takin over dis server like bosses. #ivorycoastminecraftrevolution -
CraftyCoastFrenchExit
military withdrawal, African independence, post-colonial era, French troops, French military presenceSo, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got French troops leaving the Ivory Coast, like, what even is that? But, like, don’t worry, they’re not coming to our server, they’re just leaving the real world and coming to ours to play some Minecraft.Join us and you’ll be like, part of this crazy adventure where we have French troops building pixelated castles and battling creepers. It’s like, so wild, man. And, like, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus of a pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of spit. How rad is that?
So, like, come join us on this server where the Ivory Coast is just a place for French troops to leave and Minecraft is the real deal. Let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast. See you there, dude!
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BorderGuardz Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).
plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
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CraftyTrumpWars
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump himself playing and he promises to get america out of ukraine war in minecraft!!! he blames biden for all the conflict so come help him defeat biden in epic battles on our server!! build walls, make deals, and make minecraft great again with us!!! also, did we mention that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot?? join now before biden steals it all!!! #trumpminecraft2020 -
BorderBlockParty
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than belarus’s lukashenko and his border tension! we got extra troops going home left and right, just like players leaving our server cuz they cant handle the craziness! build your own dictatorship like lukashenko or start a revolution against the mods, anything goes in this wild land of blocky chaos! trust us, you won’t find another server like this one, so join now before we start a border war with the ender dragon or something equally ridiculous! -
GazaGone Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where we got this troubled US military pier near Gaza that’s gonna be removed next week! Like, whoa, talk about drama, am I right? Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as we try to figure out what to do with this pier. Will it be blown up? Will it be turned into a giant water slide? The possibilities are endless! So come on down and be a part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! -
CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!
BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!
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CraftyArmenianAlliance
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in your computer screen, but with blocks and stuff.imagine this: u log on and u see a giant chicken riding a pig through a field of rainbow sheep. then u turn around and there’s a castle made entirely out of diamonds. and guess what? u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon!
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to boogie down? yeah, it’s a thing.
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares?). trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.
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TroopWithdrawalCraft
so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. we got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes. every time you log on, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wacky world of blocky adventures.you’ll have to navigate through crazy mazes filled with lava pits and giant spiders wearing top hats. but don’t worry, you can ride on a magical unicorn to get through it all. there’s also a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away.
if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the evil wizard who wants to steal all your loot. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire.
so come join us on this epic journey of mayhem and madness. putin must withdraw troops to negotiate – scholz. wait, what? just kidding, that’s not relevant here. just come play on our server and have a blast!
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Minepole.net Survival
Minepole.net Survival is an international server project with the goal of bringing as many players as possible together in a single world survival experience. The only additional functions the server has are an online map and a simple land claim system.
IP: minepole.net
Port for Bedrock: 15630
Online map: https://minepole.net:8123/
minepole.net:15630