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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9384 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
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