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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 568 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 611 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 192 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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