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MilCraft Server: BF BS Detector

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy stories? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to meet our resident army veteran, who has survived more insane missions than you can imagine.

This guy claims to have saved multiple recruits from hurting themselves, survived canons being shot near his head causing a hearing injury, and even had a bomb explode near him messing up his back. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! He’ll regale you with tales of climbing mountains in freezing temperatures, sleeping almost naked in -5 climate, and so much more.

But wait, there’s more! He’ll also impress you with his knowledge of sports teams, horseback riding, and music bands, even if he can’t quite remember the details. And if you ask for proof, he’ll proudly show off his camo suit, because nothing says “army veteran” like a camo suit, right?

So come join our server for a wild ride filled with unbelievable stories, questionable facts, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Enchantments Applied:	224	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ores Mined:	5256	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	154	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8402
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8834
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Dimension Hops:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	407694	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Star Shards Collected:	122
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3292	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4020	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!