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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3449 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1183 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
This guy claims to have saved multiple recruits from hurting themselves, survived canons being shot near his head causing a hearing injury, and even had a bomb explode near him messing up his back. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! He’ll regale you with tales of climbing mountains in freezing temperatures, sleeping almost naked in -5 climate, and so much more.
But wait, there’s more! He’ll also impress you with his knowledge of sports teams, horseback riding, and music bands, even if he can’t quite remember the details. And if you ask for proof, he’ll proudly show off his camo suit, because nothing says “army veteran” like a camo suit, right?
So come join our server for a wild ride filled with unbelievable stories, questionable facts, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?
