if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.
come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.
dont miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.
but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.
So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.
we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.
oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.
also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.
so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.
We are a lore driven, modded worldbuilding server (1.20.1 forge, Java). Our modpack is focused on recreating a medieval-like experience in Minecraft.
The server was recently created [not out yet] so we are welcoming new members! We have a very kind and friendly community and made sure to make it secure.
Not interested in lore? That won’t be an issue! Our server is for everyone: whether you are a lore enthusiast or a casual modded Minecraft enjoyer. Everyone is welcome!
Some of our notable mods:
| Category | Mods |
|---|---|
| Building | Macaw’s mods, Medieval Deco, Beautify, Stoneworks |
| Weapons | Epic Knights |
| Farming | Let’s Do Brewery, Farmer’s delight |
And much more!
Join us in our discord server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by following the instructions on our discord server. |
| Is there a whitelist? | Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure the security and enjoyment of all our members. |
| Can I use shaders/resource packs? | Yes, you are free to use shaders and resource packs to enhance your gameplay experience. |
Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!
also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!
