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NukeCraft2020: Putin’s Puppets

aggression, conflict escalation, Diplomacy, end this war, global security, international relations, Message, military threats, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, nuke launch, NukeCraft2020, peace negotiations, political tensions, power struggle, Puppets, putin, Putins, russia, trump, war rhetoric, world leaders

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	603610
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s puppets running around demanding a nuke launch every time trump sends a message to end the war. it’s like a crazy political drama but in minecraft form. you never know what will happen next, maybe putin will challenge trump to a build battle or kim jong-un will show up to crash the party. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

KimJongCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Comments.., Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government response, Hegseth, international relations, KimJongCraft, media backlash, military threats, Minecraft, News, North Korea, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, Politics, security concerns, Server, south korea, Ultimate

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Votes:	6519	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Farms Harvested:	511	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6972
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

lol you know what’s more powerful than North Korea’s nuclear weapons? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH! come join us and unleash your inner creeper-expertise as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory.

we’ve got more diamonds than Kim Jong-un has bad hair days, and our community is tighter than the sanctions on North Korea. plus, our mods are as fierce as a K-pop stan defending their bias.

so what are you waiting for? join us and show those North Korean nukes who’s boss! but seriously, don’t mess with North Korea. they may have nukes, but we have diamond swords. BOOM.

UkraineCraft: Kim’s Krazy Soldiers

defense strategy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international conflict, Kims, KRAZY, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military threats, national security, North Korea, North Korean military, political instability, Risk, security threat, soldiers, suicide missions, suicide soldiers, Ukraine battlefield, UkraineCraft, unconventional warfare, WARFARE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where North Korea’s suicide soldiers have invaded the Ukraine battlefield? Yeah, you heard me right! These soldiers be blowin’ stuff up left and right, makin’ the game extra intense and unpredictable. But don’t worry, we got special protection for all our players so you won’t get blown to bits too easily. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide and plot your revenge against those crazy soldiers. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server!

KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!

Allowed, anti-US policy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign relations, global tensions, international politics, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military threats, North Korea, North Korean government, North Korean leader, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, power struggle, Presidential Transition, security concerns, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!

our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Star Shards Collected:	215
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

NATOcraft: Russian Airspace LOL

airspace, airspace violations, collective response, defense cooperation, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, Eastern European cooperation., Eastern European countries, Eastern European defense, Eastern European politics, Eastern European security, international relations, lol, military alliance, military threats, nato, NATO response, NATOcraft, regional security, Russian, russian aggression, Russian airspace violations, SECURITY

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so like, u know how russia keeps tryin to sneak into other countries’ airspace? well, this server is like NATO but for minecraft! we got ur back if anyone tries to invade ur base or steal ur diamonds. join us and be part of the epic battle against the russian creepers. we even have a secret underground bunker where we plan our next move. come join us and protect ur blocks from the evil russian invaders!

AxisCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarian regimes, AxisCraft, Dangerous, Defense, Ex-army chief, Geopolitics, global conflict, historical comparisons, international relations, Military, military aggression, military alliances, military history, military strategy, military threats, Minecraft, Nazis, new axis powers, political instability, SECURITY, Server, world war, WW3 warning

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	958128
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! so there’s this epic Minecraft server run by an ex-army chief who’s seen some serious shiz on the battlefield. he’s out here warning everyone about WW3 and saying these new axis powers are more dangerous than the Nazis, like whaaat?! but don’t worry, he’s also got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real world drama and just build some dope creations with your homies. join now for a chance to survive the apocalypse and show off your mad building skills, cuz why not?! let’s get crafting, fam!

Crafty Communists: Where North Korea’s Illegitimate State Meets Chinese & Russian Fuel!

autocrats, brainwashed citizens, Chinese, Communists, Crafty, death, Dictatorship, Fuel, global security, Government, human rights abuses, illegitimate, illegitimate state, international relations, Koreas, meets, military threats, north, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Oppression, political turmoil, Propaganda, regime change, Russian, sanctions, State, totalitarianism

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of oppressive regimes like North Korea and its puppet masters, China and Russia! Join us and fight against the brainwashed minions of these autocrats as we build a world where freedom reigns and creativity knows no bounds.

On our server, you can unleash your inner rebel and take down virtual dictatorships with your trusty pickaxe and sword. Build towering monuments to democracy and justice, or just prank your friends with explosive traps and hidden dungeons. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic quest for freedom and fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot. Just watch out for those sneaky spies from North Korea – they’re always trying to sabotage our epic builds!

Join us today and help us overthrow the oppressive regimes of the world, one block at a time. Let’s show those Chinese and Russian autocrats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyMilitiaFail

Air Force, Army, blunder, consequences, CraftyMilitiaFail, Decision making, Defense, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Government, History, Incompetence, leadership, lessons learned, Military, mistake, national security, Navy, strategy, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where the military is run by a bunch of chickens wearing tiny army hats! Watch as they try to strategize their way through battles with nothing but their clucks and pecks. It’s a hilarious sight to see!

Our server is also home to the infamous “TNT Tornado” event, where players can summon a tornado made entirely of TNT to wreak havoc on the land. It’s chaos at its finest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that have been trained in the art of combat. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t underestimate their fighting skills!

So come join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BalticCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Baltic Sea, BalticCraft, cable laying, Communication, cooperation, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, electricity, ENERGY, Estonia, finland, Incident, Infrastructure, International, investigation, Maritime, Minecraft, power cable, Repair, Server, submarine cables, Underwater

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8513
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Magic Items Found:	8069
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server if u wanna experience the thrill of being in the middle of a power cable hit in the baltic sea! we promise u won’t get electrocuted cuz we got magical protection spells on our server! u can build ur own underwater base and pretend ur a mermaid or a submarine captain! swim with the fishes and explore the wreckage of the power cable! who needs land when u can live under the sea on our server?! join now for a shocking good time!

CyberCraft Airlines

Airline (Industry), Airlines, aviation security, cyber defense, cyber incident, cyber resilience, cyber threats, cyberattack, cybercraft, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, data security, HACKING, Information Security, it security, Japan Airlines, japan news, malware attack, network security, technology news

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, dragons flying around and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we have this epic storyline where Japan Airlines got hit by a cyberattack and now the whole server is in chaos. you gotta join and help save the day, bro. plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds just waiting for you to mine. and if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy cyberattack world!

Streamer SMP

Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplaying, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Streamer, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Kitchensink Pack
Mods	215
Minecraft Version	1.20.1

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist only?	Yes, the server is whitelist only.
How many mods does the server have?	The server has 215 mods.
What type of Minecraft pack is it?	It is a kitchensink pack.
How can I join the server?	Use this discord link: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)

CraftVerse 1.21.1

1.21.1, anger, annoyance, annoyance with others, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, Craftverse, dealing with difficult people, disagreement, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, lack of understanding, miside, misunderstanding, perplexity, Problem, Tension

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5376	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, listen up you blocky gamers, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos.

Imagine mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of zombie chickens. Yeah, that’s the kind of wild shit you can expect on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like a full-on warzone out there, with players riding pigs into battle and throwing exploding sheep at each other.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet all kinds of wacky characters, from deranged villagers to talking creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning your sanity.

Maybe Fleshtubers Minecraft SMP

alternative view, bad, controversial, different perspective, different view, fleshtubers, fleshy, maybe, Minecraft, not that bad, opinion, perspective, reconsider, reconsideration, reconsidering, reevaluation, second thought, smp, tuber haters, tuber lovers, tuberous, tubers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. They partied all night long, busting out their best dance moves and laughing until their sides hurt. And that’s just a regular Tuesday night on our server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe fleshtubers aren’t that bad after all!

SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, leisure, life experience, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, SMPJoyRide, Tranquility

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ores Mined:	1336	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!

Afk, Boss, boss behavior, boss expectations, boss gratitude, boss support, Christmas shifts, Christmas work, Christmas work culture, Christmas work pressure, Christmas work rewards, Christmas work-life balance, holiday shifts, holiday work, holiday work challenges, holiday work ethics, holiday work motivation, holiday work sacrifices, holiday working conditions, People who work on Christmas, slay, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Towns Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of working on Christmas while your boss is off sipping eggnog on a beach somewhere? Well, join our Minecraft server where Santa is the boss and he’s always watching to make sure everyone is spreading holiday cheer! Instead of working overtime, you’ll be building gingerbread houses and riding flying reindeer around the virtual North Pole. Plus, if you’re on the naughty list, you might just end up in a snowball fight with the Grinch himself. So ditch your boring job and come join the festive fun on our server!

EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server

blackout, Connection, cross-border, DISRUPTED, DiSRuPtiON, Electric, electricity, ENERGY, Estonia, EstoniaFinland, Fingrid, finland, Grid, Incident, investigation, maintenance, Minecraft, OUTAGE, power, Repair, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Vandalism

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	115
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”

but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!

AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

Assad, AssadmasCraft, celebration, Christian Community, CHRISTIANS, Christmas mass, FAITH, fall of Assad, holiday season, Hope, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, persecution, religious ceremony, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian, tradition, unite, war-torn country

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!