But yo, forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! Just don’t tell the Ender Dragon, he’s a bit touchy about his bling.
So, if you wanna escape the real world craziness and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, come on down to our server! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they be aimin’ for your booty like it’s a bullseye. Trust me, you don’t wanna end up like Steve with an arrow in your knee!
| Welcome to Sandy SMP! |
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| IP: play.santasspy.online |
This is a small community focused SMP ran by players with over 5 years experience hosting successful SMPs. This time around we are looking to recreate the charm of old school economy servers. We have a simple server shop to gain money, but it’s purposely limited to allow players to build their own shops in the market.
| No TP Commands | This means that players are forced to live somewhat close to spawn and allows you to create organic towns and communities as well as meet new friends. |
| No land claims | If you want to build a small prank in a friend’s base or need to add/remove a few blocks you absolutely can. Griefing or stealing will result in a ban. |
| Economy | Simple server shop to sell items and start making money. Build your own shops Hermitcraft style at the player market. |
| SilkSpawners | Build the largest mob grinder for maximum profit. |
| TreeFeller | Chop down a whole tree in one swing. |
| Dynmap | Check out our dynmap at http://play.santasspy.online:25563 |
| VoiceChat | Walk up to someone and say hi! |
Come and check us out at play.santasspy.online, or join our Discord at discord.gg/5Tdu7bQNYy! We hope to see you soon.
| Q: Can I use TP commands? | A: No, TP commands are disabled to encourage organic player interaction. |
| Q: Are land claims allowed? | A: No, but players can build freely. Griefing or stealing is not allowed. |
| Q: How does the economy work? | A: Use the server shop to sell items or build your own shops at the player market. |
| Q: What is SilkSpawners? | A: SilkSpawners allow players to collect spawners for profit in mob grinders. |
| Q: How does TreeFeller work? | A: TreeFeller allows players to chop down entire trees with one swing. |
| Q: Where can I find the Dynmap? | A: Visit http://play.santasspy.online:25563 for the dynmap. |
| Q: Is there a VoiceChat feature? | A: Yes, players can use VoiceChat to communicate with each other in-game. |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve. He will teach you the ancient art of block placing and show you how to harness the power of the mystical redstone. Rumor has it that he once defeated a Creeper with just a chopstick and a watermelon.
So come join us on our server and experience the wonders of Chinese culture in a whole new blocky way. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, he’s been known to do a mean dragon dance when he’s upset. See you there, fellow blockheads!
Legend has it that the Boom Sisters were once peaceful villagers until they stumbled upon a magical potion that turned them into explosive maniacs! Now, they roam the server wreaking havoc and causing chaos wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re always up for a good laugh and a fun time.
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with the Boom Sisters on crazy adventures, like blowing up entire villages just for fun or challenging other players to explosive PvP battles. Plus, we have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen – diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
So what are you waiting for? Join Brutal Boom Sisters today and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for flying TNT – those sisters sure do love their explosions!
Our server is so awesome that even if you accidentally poop in the game, you won’t have to worry about asking someone to wipe for you. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency, even in the virtual world.
So come on over and join us for a butt-wiping free experience that will leave you laughing and having a blast. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our server and just focus on having a good time? See you there!
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to all players who can find it. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem! How about a pet dragon to ride into battle? Done and done!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly creepers who love to dance and sing. Join them for a party like no other, complete with disco balls and fireworks. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow all year round.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
1. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, gold blocks, and even a fountain of enchanted golden apples! Legend has it that only the bravest players can find this hidden treasure.
2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or pesky players trying to steal your loot. Plus, they’re adorable and love giving players llama rides around the map.
3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly on giant eagles. It’s like a fantasy dream come true!
4. We have a special mini-game called “Pig Jousting” where players ride pigs armed with diamond swords and try to knock each other off their pigs. It’s hilarious, chaotic, and totally addictive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary warrior in the land of “Bleh”!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Bacon” competition. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Llama Racing League” where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory.
But the real reason to join our server? The National Socialist who works out every day. Rumor has it he can bench press a stack of diamond blocks with ease and has a pet creeper named Klaus. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
Forget about real-life money woes and donate as much or as little as you want in our virtual donation box. No judgment here, just fun and games!
Who needs a sister-in-law giving you side eye when you can join our server and build your own virtual empire? Say goodbye to awkward family outings and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join now and leave the drama behind!