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Flying China 6th SMP Gen Minecraft Fighter
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to survive… or not. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant snowman in the middle of the server. But little did they know, the snowman came to life and started terrorizing the land, shouting “Merry Christmas, Whitoids. Now die!” So if you want to join in on the chaos and madness, come on over and see if you can survive the wrath of the murderous snowman. Good luck! -
OreShenanigans: Not So Cutting-Edge!
so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got more explosions than russia’s oreshnik missile debris, that’s for sure! our server is so not cutting-edge, it’s like a blast from the past, but in a good way.we’ve got crazy stories like how our admin accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop, and now they have to fight off zombie chickens every night. it’s cluckin’ insane!
join us for some wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and non-stop fun. who needs cutting-edge technology when you’ve got explosive entertainment like this? come join the chaos today!
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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver -
CraftyMissileKyiv
lol imagine if ukraine just wanted to play minecraft with russia but they were like nah we gonna launch missiles at u instead. well u dont have to worry about that on our server cuz we all about peace and building cool stuff together. plus, our server is so lit that even the ukraine missile would wanna join us instead of hitting moscow. come join us and let’s build a world where missiles are just for launching pigs into the air for fun. #minecraftforpeace #missilesareforfun #joinusnow -
TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China
so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness -
LeopardCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!
So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!
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MissileCraft: Kim’s Delivery Service
so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can make missilez? well, this server is liek north korea but without all the bad stuff. we make missilez for russia to use in ukraine. but dont worry, its all in good fun! come join us and help us make the biggest, baddest missilez in all of minecraft. who needs diamonds when u can have missilez, amirite? join now and be part of our top secret operation, itll be a blast! literally. -
SpaceJamCraft
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well, this server is so lit that even the US Space Force is using jammers to try and disrupt it! they’re like, “we gotta stop these players from dominating the galaxy with their epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions!” but we’re like, “nah bro, we’re unstoppable!” join now and be part of the intergalactic showdown between gamers and the government. who will come out on top? only one way to find out, dude. come join the madness and show the world that minecraft players are the true rulers of the universe! -
UGVFPV Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE ATTACK WITH ONLY CHICKENS AND FLYING PIGS, DESTROYING ALL THE NOOBS IN OUR PATH! WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON CALLED THE UNICORN CANNON THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! #CHICKENPOWER #UNICORNEXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTMADNESS -
TryzubCraft Minecraft Server
lol omg u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ukraine’s top secret laser weapon called Tryzub!! we be blastin creepers and zombies with laser beams like pew pew pew!! it’s like a sci-fi movie up in here, u gotta see it to believe it!! plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who will protect u from any griefer or troll tryna mess with ur build. join now or miss out on the most epic laser show of ur life!! #laserbeamsfordays #ninjacatprotectors #minecraftmadness