So like, imagine a world where Trump is accusing Russia of stealing US hypersonic missile plans, but in Minecraft form! Join our server and be part of the epic battle between the US and Russia, all while building your own hypersonic missiles out of blocks! Will you be on Team Trump or Team Russia? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands! Plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!
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HypersonicCraft: Trump’s Missile Mishap
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KyivCraft: Ammo-Free Zone
lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even russian ammunition is like “nah, im outta here” cuz the kyiv strikes are just too epic for them to handle. our server is so intense, even the military is shooketh. join us if you wanna be part of the action and see some crazy battles that will make your head spin. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us and be part of the madness. #minecraftgoals #russianammoisshook #kyivstrikesarelit -
DroneCraft: Attack on RusHub!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian military industrial hubs!!! just 600 miles away from ukraine! it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form! join now to experience the adrenaline rush of dodging drones and blowing up military bases! plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a crazy and chaotic world? don’t miss out on the fun, join today! -
Laser Defense HQ: Optimize & Minimize
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist but also play minecraft at the same time? well, now u can on this server! we use the cross-entropy method to make ur laser defense systems super optimized, like, next level stuff. we’re talking missile assignments that will blow ur mind and effector placement that will make u go “wow, i never knew i needed this in my life”. and get this, we minimize interception times like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a part of the most epic scientific minecraft adventure ever! -
Redstone Warfare: NK Troop Loot
come join our epic minecraft server where we have weapons and notes left by dead north korean troops in russia! ukraine is shook by their mindset but we are here to embrace it and adapt to modern war in the most insane way possible. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. why settle for boring when you can have a crazy adventure like this? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s conquer the virtual world together! -
CraftyDefense
Ukrainian military, Ukrainian innovation, Ukrainian manufacturing, defense upgrades, defense technologylol imagine ukraine be like “we make our own air defense systems now, no big deal” like they just woke up one day and decided to start building missiles in their backyard. come join our minecraft server where we make our own weapons too, like diamond swords that shoot fireworks or TNT that explodes into rainbows. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real innovators here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot and ride pigs around like they’re racecars. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. -
UndergroundNavalBase Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the tension of real world drama like iran and US beefin’ over naval bases. our server is so underground, it’s literally underground like iran’s new base. but don’t worry, we ain’t beefin’ with nobody, just chillin’ and buildin’ epic bases with your pals. who needs war when you got blocks to stack, amirite? plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures just like iran’s base, except ours are way more fun to explore. so come on down and join the fun, no drama, just blocks and laughs. -
UkrainianDroneFundsNYT
come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones flying around like bees on crack thanks to biden and his secret ukraine funding! watch out for the drone strikes while you mine for diamonds, it’s a real thrill! plus, our villagers are all trained spies who will trade you top secret intel for emeralds. but be careful, they might double cross you and steal your enchanted armor! join now for a wild ride that even the new york times can’t keep up with! -
BalticCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian s-400 systems targeting french planes over the baltic sea! why? because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. you never know when a missile might come flying at you while you’re building your epic castle. join now for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have this level of excitement? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. -
SnipeCraft Minecraft Server
yo, so like, this server is legit like the Finnish military but in Minecraft form, bruh. we got snipers training like they in war in Ukraine, but like, with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna learn how to be a pro sniper without even leaving your house, man. plus, we got secret missions and hidden treasures that only the most skilled players can find. come join the fun and become a Minecraft sniper legend, bro!