lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver
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StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles
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PentagonStockpileCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”
plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Bohdana’s Danish Boomtown
come join our minecraft server and experience the chaos of 18 Bohdana howitzers raining down on your enemies, all thanks to our generous friends in Denmark! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions. who needs swords and bows when you have massive artillery at your disposal? join now and show off your strategic skills as you dominate the battlefield like never before!
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MinecraftMIGTransferKyiv
So, like, come join our amaze-balls Minecraft server, where the Polish FM in Kyiv is like, talking about sending MiG-29 jets to Ukraine! Can you imagine flying around in a MiG-29 in Minecraft?! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Plus, we have this crazy story where the MiG-29 jets are actually being used to transport magical unicorns to a secret unicorn island in the game. So, like, join now and be part of the unicorn jet squad! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!
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CraftyUkraineWars
so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like, “yo, we need more weapons to fight off those bad guys”? well, some US officials are like, “hmm, should we give them more weapons or nah?” but like, imagine if u were on this minecraft server and u could help ukraine get all the weapons they need to kick some serious butt! u could be, like, the hero of the server and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with all these cool peeps who are also fighting for justice and stuff. so, like, join now and be a part of this epic adventure!
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UkraineCraft: Biden’s Arsenal
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, biden is gonna approve ukraine to use long-range western weapons in russia. can you imagine the chaos, dude? it’s gonna be like a crazy battle royale but in minecraft. you gotta join our server to experience the madness firsthand. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!
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LeopardCraft Minecraft Server
lol so like, ukraine be gettin’ 77 Leopard 1 tanks and 12 PzH2000 howitzers from germany like it’s a giant game of minecraft or somethin’. imagine rollin’ up to battle in a freakin’ tank, just blowin’ stuff up like it’s no big deal. come join our server and be part of the epic tank battles, we got explosions, chaos, and total mayhem. you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now and let’s wreak havoc together!
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MapleCraftWarz
Join our epic minecraft server, where we have more rockets than Canada has maple syrup! We got over 80,000 unarmed small rockets ready to blast off into the pixelated sky. And get this, some of them even have warheads! Why, you ask? Because why not?! Come join the fun and see what kind of chaos you can cause with our explosive arsenal. Who needs diamonds when you have rockets, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to launch yourself into the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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MissileCraftUK – Defending Ukraine in Style!
LOL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT MORE MISSILES THAN BRITAIN SENDIN TO UKRAINE! OUR DEFENCE GAME IS STRONG, JUST LIKE OUR COBBLESTONE WALLS. JOIN US AND PROTECT YOUR BLOCKY LAND FROM CREEPERS AND GRIEFERS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, JUST WAITIN FOR YOU TO RAID IT. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE ENDER DRAGON SNATCHES IT ALL AWAY!