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LeopardCraft – Tanked Up in Ukraine
lolz come join our minecraft server where we have 14 leopard tanks ready to be dispatched to Ukraine within weeks! why do we have tanks in a minecraft server you ask? well, because we like to keep things interesting and who doesn’t want to ride a tank through a blocky world? join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the land with our tank army! plus, where else can you find tanks in a minecraft server? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out! join now and let’s roll out! -
CraftyCommiesNoMore
come join our epic minecraft server where china is giving out free diamond swords to all players who join!!! zelensky himself is building a secret base to hide from russia and he needs YOUR help to defend against the evil invaders!!! join now and be a hero in this crazy world where anything can happen!!! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on our server!!! -
LatvianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server
haha ok so like imagine this: u r just minding ur own business on this minecraft server, building ur epic castle and mining for diamonds, when out of nowhere, 500 drones from Latvia come swooping in and start causing chaos all over the place! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with drones and blocks! u gotta join this server just to see the madness unfold and maybe even ride a drone into battle like a total boss. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a drone attack in minecraft? come join the fun and see if u can outsmart those pesky Latvian drones! -
AmmoCraft: Ukraine Edition
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can shoot creepers with bulgarian ammo!!! join now for the ultimate battle experience! our minister said we have so much ammo we can send some to ukraine, but we rather use it to blow up zombies in minecraft lol. come join the fun and see how many creepers u can take down with bulgarian firepower!!! #minecraft #bulgarianammo #creeperkiller -
ZelenCraft: Patriot Defense
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, we got german patriot air defense system in ukraine lol like what even is dat? but hey, if u join our server u can pretend to be a ukrainian soldier fighting off dem pesky creepers and zombies with high tech military equipment hahaha it’s gonna be lit fam! come join us and experience the thrill of defending ur blocky homeland with some serious firepower! let’s goooooo! -
KyivCraft: German Combat Air Support
so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, u kno? we got pigs flyin’ in da sky and creepers dancin’ in da disco. u wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.oh, and did i mention we have a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake? yeah, u heard me right. CAKE.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so, come on over and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF.
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Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.
also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.
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CraftyGermanMC Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we halve military aid for zombies but double the fun! forget about trump’s white house drama, we got creepers blowing up left and right and skeletons shooting arrows like there’s no tomorrow. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join us if you dare, but be warned, the only thing crazier than our mobs is our players! -
PatriotCraft: NATO Edition
so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite? -
HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly. our mods are like super cool superheroes who fight evil creepers and zombies. plus, our “moderate” PM is actually a secret agent for the llama army and will help you defeat the evil forces of Hezbollah in minecraft. come join us and save the world, one block at a time!