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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden sending long-range cruise missiles to ukraine for funsies! watch as the missiles fly across the map and blow up unsuspecting players, it’s a blast! literally. join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand, it’s a once in a lifetime experience! who needs peace when you can have explosions? join now and be part of the madness! -
CraftyUkrainians
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use german-provided weapons at its discretion!! ððŦðšðĶðĐðŠwe got creepers running around with lederhosen and skeletons wearing lederhosen too because why not?? ðð
our diamond swords are actually made of bratwurst and our pickaxes are giant pretzels ðĨĻð
we have a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and sauerkraut for all our players to feast on ððĨ
join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!! ðĪŠðŪðĨ
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UkraineCraft $1.7 Bil Aid
lol omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got $1.7 billion in military aid from the US!! that means we got all the coolest weapons and gear to wreck those creepers and zombies. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. come on, u know u wanna be a part of this craziness! -
BlockWars: $3.5B Weapon Shop
come join our epic minecraft server where we have $3.5 billion to spend on weapons and military equipment!! we are basically the israel of minecraft, ready to dominate the competition with our insane firepower.imagine rolling up to a pvp battle with a freaking tank or launching missiles at your enemies. no one will stand a chance against our arsenal of destruction.
we are taking over the minecraft world, one explosive at a time. join us now and be part of the most powerful and chaotic server out there. who needs diamonds when you have missiles, amirite?
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CraftyPakiSupplyIranArms
LOL this server is like if Pakistan and Iran had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server! We got weapons, we got alliances, we got drama at the OIC meeting! Join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun on this server? Come join us and be part of the madness! -
Redstone Defense Co.
so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late! -
HouthisCraft: Russian Intel Advised
OMG GUYS, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, u know how the US intelligence is all like, “yo, Russia is helping out them Houthis in Yemen”? Well, guess what, on dis server, we got Russian military peeps advising us on how to build the sickest bases and conquer all the lands! It’s like, super top secret and exclusive, so u gotta be in on it to see all the crazy stuff we’re doing. Plus, we got like, secret missions and hidden treasures that only the most elite players can find. So, like, join now before the CIA shuts us down or something, lolz! -
F16s4UkraineCraft
LOL JOIN THIS SERVER AND WE WILL GIVE U F-16s TO FLY AROUND AND BOMB UR FRIENDS’ HOUSES. WHO NEEDS DIAMOND SWORDS WHEN U CAN HAVE A FREAKIN’ F-16?! WE WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A REAL PILOT, FLYING HIGH AND DROPPING TNT ON EVERYONE.ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE. BUT BEWARE, THERE ARE CREEPERS GUARDING IT. U GOTTA FIGHT THEM OFF WITH YOUR F-16 AND STEAL THE LOOT.
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES. IF U CAN DEFEAT IT, U GET UNLIMITED DIAMONDS FOR LIFE.
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
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HebAttack Minecraft Server
lol join this epic minecraft server where we will defend you like the U.S. defends Israel from Hezbollah attacks! Except instead of missiles, we will use diamond swords and enchanted bows to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. And just like Austin, we will always have your back, ready to swoop in and save the day. So come join us and experience the thrill of battle in a world where anything is possible! -
CraftyCreeperBiden2021
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior with this INSANE $1.7 billion lethal aid package! we got ukraine vibes for days, fight off those creepers and zombies like a true hero! biden himself said this server is the bomb dot com, so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the action-packed chaos! #minecraftmadness #lethalaidfun #ukrainianwarriors