so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).
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ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
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CreeperCourtEnlistment
so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.
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MilCraft Server: BF BS Detector
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy stories? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to meet our resident army veteran, who has survived more insane missions than you can imagine.This guy claims to have saved multiple recruits from hurting themselves, survived canons being shot near his head causing a hearing injury, and even had a bomb explode near him messing up his back. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! He’ll regale you with tales of climbing mountains in freezing temperatures, sleeping almost naked in -5 climate, and so much more.
But wait, there’s more! He’ll also impress you with his knowledge of sports teams, horseback riding, and music bands, even if he can’t quite remember the details. And if you ask for proof, he’ll proudly show off his camo suit, because nothing says “army veteran” like a camo suit, right?
So come join our server for a wild ride filled with unbelievable stories, questionable facts, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?
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UniCraft: Mandatory Military Madness
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can train like a military soldier? well this server is for u! we have mandatory military training at universities, just like china! u will learn how to fight off creepers and zombies like a pro, all while getting ur education. join now for the ultimate survival experience! who needs textbooks when u have a diamond sword, am i right? come join the fun and show off ur military skills in the world of minecraft!
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ExCheaterX-IgnoreMe
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your past and start fresh? Look no further than our server, where we promise to provide a drama-free environment for all players!Join us and leave all your exes behind, just like our players leave behind their cobblestone shacks for epic castles and skyscrapers. Our server is the perfect place to build new relationships with fellow players who won’t cheat on you with creepers!
And if you ever run into your ex in-game, feel free to pretend you don’t remember them – just like you did in real life! Our server is all about moving forward and focusing on the future, not dwelling on the past.
So come join us for a fresh start, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little revenge on those who have wronged you in the past. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay? Join now and leave your exes in the dust!
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Crafty Defense Ministry
come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!
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CraftyUkrainiansHideAndSeek
come join our epic minecraft server where you can hide from mobilization just like 800 thousand ukrainians! build secret underground bunkers, disguise yourself as a sheep, and avoid getting drafted into the army! but be careful, because the mods might catch you and send you off to war in the nether! join now for the ultimate thrill of survival and evasion!
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CraftyPatriotz
Are you ready to show your patriotism in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server and prove your loyalty to your country by battling it out in intense PvP matches against players from around the world!Imagine this: You’re in the middle of a heated battle, fighting for the honor of your nation, when suddenly a wild creeper appears and starts wreaking havoc. Will you stand your ground and protect your homeland, or will you run away like a scared little sheep? The choice is yours, but remember, only the bravest and most patriotic players will emerge victorious!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in thrilling mini-games like Capture the Flag, where you’ll have to outsmart your opponents and secure the flag for your country. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not try your luck in our hardcore survival mode, where every decision could mean life or death for your character?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show the world that you’re willing to die for your country – or at least respawn a few times for it!
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CraftyPutin’sFrontlineFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have punjab man in russian army fighting on the frontline after pm modi left! you never know what crazy adventures you’ll encounter in our server, from battling mobs with punjab man to building insane structures with your friends. join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious moments in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
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FitFightCraft
u want to join our server cuz we got the most epic army of minecraft players. we only recruit the most unhealthy and incapable players so we can become the strongest army in the game. we fight wars against other servers and crush them with our lack of health and capability. join us if u want to be part of the most ridiculous army in minecraft history.