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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1705 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
