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CrutchBatt Minecraft Server

combat injuries, crutch battalions, CrutchBatt, Euromaidan Press, injured troops, manpower crisis, military conflicts, military deployment, military healthcare, Military operations, military personnel, military readiness, military recruitment, military resources, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, wounded soldiers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

lol so u kno how the russian military is always tryna show off how tuff they are? well, turns out they got a lil problem with their soldiers gettin hurt. so now they gotta put em in “crutch battalions” like they some kinda army of cripples or somethin.

if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.

come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.

dont miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	184
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

age eligibility, age limit, age requirement, army enlistment, enlistment age, enlistment age increase, enlistment age limit, KimJongCraft, Korean army, Korean military, maximum age, military age limit, military age requirement, military enlistment, military recruitment, military service, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean enlistment, North Korean military, North Korean soldiers, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with NORTH KOREA and you can enlist in the military at age 25!!!!!! become a minecraft soldier and fight for our glorious leader in epic battles against other servers!!!!!! we have top secret missions and super cool weapons like diamond swords and exploding sheep!!!!!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!!!! also we have free pizza every friday!!!!!!!

CraftyUkrainianMCServ

Army, Conflict, conscription, CraftyUkrainianMCServ, Defense, defense strategy, depleted, eastern europe, Geopolitics, military forces, military ranks, military recruitment, military reserves, national security, Recruitment, Replenish, russian aggression, Shortage, Ukraine, War, Young men

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are facing a shortage of young men to fight off the evil russian players trying to take over our land! we need YOU to join our army of blocky warriors and defend our virtual homeland from the invasion of the cyka blyat players!

if you join now, you will receive a special diamond sword with the power to banish any russian player back to their own server! but be warned, the russian players have powerful hacks and cheats that will make your virtual life a living hell! only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this epic battle for supremacy!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and help us defend ukraine from the russian invaders! together, we can show them that we are not afraid to fight for our virtual freedom! let’s show them that we are not just a bunch of noobs, but a force to be reckoned with in the world of minecraft! #ukrainestrong #blockywarriors #cykablyatinvaders

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

TroopShortageCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, military preparedness, military recruitment, military training, new draft, russian military, Russian troops, security risk, troop deployment, troop shortage, TroopShortageCraft, Ukraine’s incursion, Ukrainian crisis

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cuban mercenaries, Cuban volunteers, CubanCraft, Cubans, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military recruitment, Minecraft, Political unrest, Propaganda, proxy war, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Votes:	6628
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Star Shards Collected:	80
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got cubans bein recruited by russia to fight in ukraine! like, wut?! imagine the chaos and drama happenin in this server, it’s lit af! u never know when putin might pop in and start buildin a house next to u or when a cuban soldier might come and steal ur diamonds. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, u gotta be there to experience it! join now before things get even more bonkers, trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyCommiesWarzone

citizenship, combat deployment, Conflict, conscription, CraftyCommiesWarzone, drafted, eastern europe, foreign policy, government response, international relations, Military Action, military recruitment, military service, naturalized, official statement, political tensions, Russian army, Russian citizens, security concerns, Ukrainian conflict, war in Ukraine

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

DesperateCraft: Where even the US military recruits play for fun!

Conflict, Defense, DESPERATE, DesperateCraft, Desperation, foreign policy, Fun, international relations, LOSING, manpower shortage, Military, military intervention, military recruitment, military strategy, military strength, military support, military tactics, national security, Play, Recruits, Ukraine, us military, War, warm bodies

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of being on the losing side like Ukraine? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be a winner every time! Join us and experience epic battles where you’ll always come out on top, unlike Ukraine. Our server is so awesome, even Putin would want to join (if he could figure out how to play Minecraft). So come on, leave the losing behind and join us for some epic victories!

TrendyCraftRevival

classic, COMEBACK, cultural trend, fashion, fashion history, fashion statement, fashion trend, History, iconic, iconic trend, Nostalgia, old school, past, Popular, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, trend, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	New Chunks Explored:	111661
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Towns Built:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9266
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Emeralds Found:	1610
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Magic Items Found:	1302	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Potions Brewed:	108	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Astral Projections Made:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8030
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5484
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!