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CrutchBatt Minecraft Server

combat injuries, crutch battalions, CrutchBatt, Euromaidan Press, injured troops, manpower crisis, military conflicts, military deployment, military healthcare, Military operations, military personnel, military readiness, military recruitment, military resources, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, wounded soldiers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

lol so u kno how the russian military is always tryna show off how tuff they are? well, turns out they got a lil problem with their soldiers gettin hurt. so now they gotta put em in “crutch battalions” like they some kinda army of cripples or somethin.

if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.

come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.

dont miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

age eligibility, age limit, age requirement, army enlistment, enlistment age, enlistment age increase, enlistment age limit, KimJongCraft, Korean army, Korean military, maximum age, military age limit, military age requirement, military enlistment, military recruitment, military service, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean enlistment, North Korean military, North Korean soldiers, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	263	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret alliance with NORTH KOREA and you can enlist in the military at age 25!!!!!! become a minecraft soldier and fight for our glorious leader in epic battles against other servers!!!!!! we have top secret missions and super cool weapons like diamond swords and exploding sheep!!!!!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!!!! also we have free pizza every friday!!!!!!!

CraftyUkrainianMCServ

Army, Conflict, conscription, CraftyUkrainianMCServ, Defense, defense strategy, depleted, eastern europe, Geopolitics, military forces, military ranks, military recruitment, military reserves, national security, Recruitment, Replenish, russian aggression, Shortage, Ukraine, War, Young men

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	80
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we are facing a shortage of young men to fight off the evil russian players trying to take over our land! we need YOU to join our army of blocky warriors and defend our virtual homeland from the invasion of the cyka blyat players!

if you join now, you will receive a special diamond sword with the power to banish any russian player back to their own server! but be warned, the russian players have powerful hacks and cheats that will make your virtual life a living hell! only the bravest and most skilled players will survive in this epic battle for supremacy!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and help us defend ukraine from the russian invaders! together, we can show them that we are not afraid to fight for our virtual freedom! let’s show them that we are not just a bunch of noobs, but a force to be reckoned with in the world of minecraft! #ukrainestrong #blockywarriors #cykablyatinvaders

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	7234
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

TroopShortageCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, military preparedness, military recruitment, military training, new draft, russian military, Russian troops, security risk, troop deployment, troop shortage, TroopShortageCraft, Ukraine’s incursion, Ukrainian crisis

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	238	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7548
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cuban mercenaries, Cuban volunteers, CubanCraft, Cubans, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military recruitment, Minecraft, Political unrest, Propaganda, proxy war, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1721	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got cubans bein recruited by russia to fight in ukraine! like, wut?! imagine the chaos and drama happenin in this server, it’s lit af! u never know when putin might pop in and start buildin a house next to u or when a cuban soldier might come and steal ur diamonds. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, u gotta be there to experience it! join now before things get even more bonkers, trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyCommiesWarzone

citizenship, combat deployment, Conflict, conscription, CraftyCommiesWarzone, drafted, eastern europe, foreign policy, government response, international relations, Military Action, military recruitment, military service, naturalized, official statement, political tensions, Russian army, Russian citizens, security concerns, Ukrainian conflict, war in Ukraine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	1775
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

DesperateCraft: Where even the US military recruits play for fun!

Conflict, Defense, DESPERATE, DesperateCraft, Desperation, foreign policy, Fun, international relations, LOSING, manpower shortage, Military, military intervention, military recruitment, military strategy, military strength, military support, military tactics, national security, Play, Recruits, Ukraine, us military, War, warm bodies

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of being on the losing side like Ukraine? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be a winner every time! Join us and experience epic battles where you’ll always come out on top, unlike Ukraine. Our server is so awesome, even Putin would want to join (if he could figure out how to play Minecraft). So come on, leave the losing behind and join us for some epic victories!

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchantments Applied:	86
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	283

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Star Shards Collected:	267	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	178	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	508

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	5560	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!