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MilCraft Server: BF BS Detector

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Votes:	4388	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy stories? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to meet our resident army veteran, who has survived more insane missions than you can imagine.

This guy claims to have saved multiple recruits from hurting themselves, survived canons being shot near his head causing a hearing injury, and even had a bomb explode near him messing up his back. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! He’ll regale you with tales of climbing mountains in freezing temperatures, sleeping almost naked in -5 climate, and so much more.

But wait, there’s more! He’ll also impress you with his knowledge of sports teams, horseback riding, and music bands, even if he can’t quite remember the details. And if you ask for proof, he’ll proudly show off his camo suit, because nothing says “army veteran” like a camo suit, right?

So come join our server for a wild ride filled with unbelievable stories, questionable facts, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

ParentalRoastCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Gods Slained:	0

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ores Mined:	4374	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	976482	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9533	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	1006
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Votes:	2534
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	1389
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!