haha come join our minecraft server, where almost 700,000 russian troops are fighting in ukraine but don’t worry they are just fighting over who gets the last piece of cake in our virtual world. vladimir putin himself is a regular player and he will challenge you to a dance-off in the town square every tuesday. also, our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!
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PutinCraft: 700k Troops & Counting!
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FinnCraft: NATO Land Command Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.
oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!
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HavanaHarborWars
come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!
plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!
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BlackSeaSubPatrol
come join our minecraft server where we have submarines patrolling the black sea! ukraine military is shook by our epic naval losses, they cant handle our pvp skills. we are the ultimate sea warriors, sailing the high seas in search of epic loot and battles. join us if you dare, but beware, our submarines are armed to the teeth with TNT cannons and diamond swords. only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our treacherous waters. so what are you waiting for? hop on board and set sail for adventure on our insane minecraft server!
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CubanCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have russian warships and nuclear submarines arriving in havana next week! why? because we like to keep things spicy and unpredictable! imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself, mining diamonds while dodging missiles, and building your base in the shadow of a nuclear sub. it’s gonna be a blast, quite literally! so hop on board and join the chaos, because this server is not for the faint of heart. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we’ve created. see you there, comrade!
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HavanaCraft: Russian Ship Edition
Yo, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz guess what? Russian warships are gonna be pullin’ up in Havana next week! And you know what that means? It means we got some INSANE parties happenin’ on this server, like you’ve never seen before! We’re talkin’ block parties with Russian sailors, creeper fireworks, and lava pits for days! Plus, our Cuban officials are all about them ‘friendly relations’, so you know you’ll be in good hands. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be LIT!
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frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.