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CraftyCreeperz: Modi’s Russian Army Escape
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PixelPervsNoMore
so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!
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EuroMilitiaCraft
so like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get a message saying that several US military bases in Europe are on high alert because of a possible terrorist threat. LIKE WHAT?!? but don’t worry, because on our server, we have top-notch security measures in place to protect you from any potential threats. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn your enemies into chickens. so come join us and experience the thrill of dodging terrorists while building your dream castle in Minecraft. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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BaseCampAlerts
so like, imagine this, right? u log onto this minecraft server and BAM, u in the middle of a war zone! but not just any war zone, a war zone full of zombies, aliens, and like, evil chickens or something. the US military is like, “we need all the help we can get, so join our server and help us fight off these crazy threats!”u gotta build forts, gather resources, and team up with other players to survive. but watch out, cuz the zombies can like, explode and stuff, and the aliens have laser guns. it’s a wild ride, but if u think u got what it takes to save the world, then come join us on this insane minecraft server. plus, there’s like, free pizza every friday or something. so yeah, join now before it’s too late!
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CraftyWars Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta hear this insane story, bro. The other day, the Polish foreign ministry was all like, “Yo, Belarus, why you gotta be so incomprehensible about this murdered soldier situation?” And Belarus was just like, “Bruh, we don’t even know what you talkin’ ’bout.” Like, what a hot mess, amirite?But forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be making friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
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frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.