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Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Towns Built:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	252	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	134531	Dragon Eggs Found:	5291
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!