not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic battle. we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.
join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of robot dogs, then maybe stay away. but seriously, why would you be scared of robot dogs? they’re awesome.
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
