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PolishCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters! Just like the time a creepy homeless guy mistook our player for his girlfriend and things got super awkward. But don’t worry, our player handled it like a pro and saved their coworker from a potential disaster. Who knows what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server? Join now for a mix of excitement, drama, and maybe even a little bit of romance (but hopefully not with creepy homeless guys)!

Adulting Smackdown

Adulthood, adulting, bills, career development, Challenges, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial management, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, Life skills, Maturity, personal growth, reality check, responsibilities, self-care, self-sufficiency, SmackDown, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	986899	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Star Shards Collected:	246
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to forget about bills, responsibilities, and that annoying coworker who always steals your lunch from the office fridge.

On our server, you can create your own virtual paradise, complete with towering castles, secret underground lairs, and even a pet dragon if you’re feeling adventurous. Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our enchanted forests, where the trees whisper secrets and the animals dance to the beat of your pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly PvP tournaments and show off your mad skills in epic battles against other players. Trust us, nothing says stress relief like taking down your friends with a diamond sword while wearing a chicken costume.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

ApocalypseCraft: Last Player Standing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9810	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

join dis server if u wanna be the last person standing when da world ends. we got zombies, creepers, and even herobrine running around causing chaos. no one will be there to report the extinction of humanity cuz we all too busy building epic bases and fighting off mobs. come join us if u think u got what it takes to survive the apocalypse in style. bonus points if u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the forces of evil. let’s see who will be da ultimate survivor in dis crazy world of blocky madness.

CraftyDepressantz

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a deep dark hole and u just cant climb out? well, this server is like ur own personal happy pill, but in minecraft form! join us and let us show u how to build ur way out of that sad hole and into a world of fun and laughter! our team of experts have studied the ancient art of antidepressants and have unlocked the secret to happiness in block form. come join us and let us reframe ur whole minecraft experience!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Runes Activated:	0
Votes:	715	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7091	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7808
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Farms Harvested:	943	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

CreeperCo-Worker: Steve the Stalker

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1973
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to meet the most bizarre and hilarious players you’ll ever come across. From a player who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds to another who only communicates in chicken noises, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coworker Steve, who once built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT. Let’s just say it was a blast to ride!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!