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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun! -
EuroBlockPeaceCraft
so lyke, there’s dis cray cray minecraft server dat u gotta join cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity yo. like, u won’t believe da shenanigans dat go down in dis place. like, one time, a group of players built a giant toilet and flushed all da noobs down it. it was epic, bro.and get dis, there’s a secret underground disco party where all da mobs go to get down and boogie. u gotta see it to believe it, man. like, creepers doin’ da electric slide and skeletons breakin’ it down on da dance floor. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention dat there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at da top of da tallest mountain? but watch out for da lava traps and zombie guards, they ain’t playin’ around.
so, if u wanna join in on all da craziness and have a blast with some wacky peeps, den u gotta hop on dis minecraft server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be da most epic adventure of ur life, fo sho.
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EuroCraft Peacekeepers Server
OMG GUYS, u have to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, Europe is like, sending peacekeeping troops to Ukraine and stuff. But like, don’t worry, our server is like, super safe and fun! Plus, we have this epic storyline where the peacekeeping troops are actually unicorns in disguise and they help you build the most magical castles ever! So like, join now and let’s save Ukraine with our unicorn army! #PeaceLoveMinecraft 🦄✨ -
CraftyCrimez Minecraft Server
so like, u know how ukraine is like, tryna investigate some russian war crimes and stuff right? but then, like, the U.S. goes and freezes their funding and messes everything up! it’s like a soap opera but with, like, real life consequences and stuff. so, like, come join our minecraft server and escape all that drama! build ur own world where ukraine and russia are besties and everyone gets along. plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the political craziness. join us now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time! -
ZelenskyyCraft: No Putin Allowed!
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a tough spot with putin and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for ukraine to get those “security guarantees” they need before talking to putin. like, we have a whole team of expert minecraft players who will protect ukraine from any virtual threats. plus, our server is so secure, even putin himself couldn’t hack into it. join now for the ultimate protection and peace of mind. #minecraftforpeace #putinwho #ukrainestrong -
WarCrafty Minecraft Server
so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Vance, we need some security guarantees up in here”? well, that’s basically what this server is all about. we’re like the peacekeepers of Minecraft, trying to end the epic war between Ukraine and Russia. join us and be a part of history, man. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a hero in the making. #peaceout #minecraftforlife 🚀🔥 -
LiarCraft: Zelenskyy vs Putin
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ in the streets.one time, we had a dragon come and crash the party, but we all teamed up and defeated him with nothing but our bare hands and some rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.
also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might just run into elon musk buildin’ a rocket ship out of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right. diamonds.
so, come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. u can’t say no to free cake, amirite?
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Troops4Craft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how u wanna play minceraft but u also wanna feel liek ur in a warzone? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got crazy pvp battles, liek, u wont even kno wat hit u.also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get superpowers in real life. i heard dis one guy joined and now he can fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes. no joke.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yea, u gotta find it first tho. good luck with dat.
join now before da US sends troops to Ukraine or sumthing. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!
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PeaceCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we make peace in Ukraine by building giant pixel art of peace signs and rainbows. if you don’t join, the EU will be very disappointed and might send a herd of angry sheep to your house. plus, if you join, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. so come on, let’s make peace and have a blast in minecraft land! -
EuroCraftWarFun
lol this server is like europe sending troops to ukraine but without all the boring stuff. come join us for some epic post-war security action in minecraft! we got troops, we got plans, we got everything you need for a wild time. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a top secret mission in a blocky world? join now and be a part of the most intense security operation ever!