ThirstyRussianArmyCraft

global security, intelligence report, lack of drinking water, military capabilities, military equipment, military health, military infrastructure, military logistics, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military resources, military training, national security, Russian Armed Forces, russian military, ThirstyRussianArmyCraft, UK intelligence, water shortage

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5692
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

GazaGone Minecraft Server

coastal defense, conflict zone, demolition project, diplomatic efforts., gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaGone, infrastructure removal, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military base, military infrastructure, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, next week, permanently removed, political tensions, security concerns, Server, Troubled US military pier, US military operations, US officials

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9263	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where we got this troubled US military pier near Gaza that’s gonna be removed next week! Like, whoa, talk about drama, am I right? Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as we try to figure out what to do with this pier. Will it be blown up? Will it be turned into a giant water slide? The possibilities are endless! So come on down and be a part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Animals Bred:	112	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	149	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Void Gems Collected:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Chimeras Created:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Items Found:	5923	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9023	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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