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BorderWars Minecraft Server

border security, BorderWars, conflict escalation, defense tactics, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk incursion, military conflict, military defense, military incompetence, military intelligence, military invasion, military leadership, Military operations, military strategy, military weaknesses, Minecraft, Russian general, security breach, Server, Ukraine, weakened border defenses, WSJ reports

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9342	Star Shards Collected:	291
Love Letters Sent:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian generals weakening border defenses for epic incursions like ukraine and kursk!!! WSJ reports all the craziness happening on our server, so you know it’s legit. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and destruction, just like a russian general on the battlefield. let’s goooooo!!!

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

catastrophe, CraftyPutinsDisaster, diplomatic tensions, government response, historical event, international relations, investigation, Kursk, leadership failure, media coverage, memorial, military incompetence, Minecraft, naval tragedy, political blame, public outcry, putin, Remembrance, russia, Server, submarine disaster, tragedy aftermath, Zelensky

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1381	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

AsteriaMC

PvP, Survival, Survival SMP Java Rollback Grief logging Sethome MMORPG Faction Economy PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Towny Hardcore Whitelist Vanilla RPG Adventure Parkour Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	334208
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Asteria is a 1.21 Survival SMP for Java! We feature rollback and grief logging features for your convenience! We also have /sethome and other variously nice features…

play.asteriamc.xyz

Magic Clouds SMP – Where the only thing whiter than the sky is our player list! Join now!

Active, Bases, bedrock, Clouds, Custom, Datapacks, decoration, Event, Events, FRIDAY, Items, java, Join, list, Magic, Minecraft, player, Player Base, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Server, server-wide., SKY, smp, Survival, TEXTURED, WHITER

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

How to join	Use the link in the Discord bio
Version	1.21 Java/Bedrock
Description	A fun survival Minecraft server with an active player base working on large projects and bases
Unique Additions	Custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins
Events	Server-wide events every 2 weeks
Minecraft version	Both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply use the link in the Discord bio to join.

2. What Minecraft versions are supported?

Both Bedrock and Java players can join.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, we have custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins to enhance gameplay.

4. How often are server-wide events held?

Server-wide events are planned every 2 weeks, with the first one scheduled for this Friday.

Mom’s Not the Admin Minecraft Server

acceptance, ADMIN, Adulthood, appreciation, cherish, coming to terms, family, Grief, growing up, Life Changes, life lessons, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, mom, moms, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality realization, parental bond, perspective, Realizing, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Zombie Dances:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can let loose and live out your wildest dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the craziest structures, unleash chaos on unsuspecting players, and even start a llama army to take over the server!

But that’s not all, we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of talking animals who will give you quests to complete.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it!

BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP

#Automotive, #metallic, automobile, Bugatti, BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP, CAR, color, Customization, design, Exotic, expensive, fast car, high end, high performance, luxury, paint job, Sleek, SPEED, sports car, supercar, Vehicle

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of driving your Bugatti around in single player mode with no one to show off to? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and show off your Bugatti in all its pixelated glory while racing against other players in epic car battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground Bugatti racing league where players compete for the title of Bugatti Champion. Rumor has it that the winner gets a real-life Bugatti delivered to their doorstep by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and rev up those Bugattis for the ride of a lifetime!

HotDogRescueCraft

animal rights, animal welfare, bystander effect, bystander intervention, car safety, community responsibility, dog in hot car, dog left alone, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, good samaritan, hot weather, HotDogRescueCraft, intervention, legal implications, Overheating, pet in danger, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, Public Safety, social responsibility

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	197	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Just like the time I encountered a dog in a hot car, this server will have you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a chance to rescue virtual dogs from hot cars, but be warned – some players may accuse you of being “creepy” for trying to help. Don’t worry, our server has a built-in drama detector to keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of calling the virtual police on players who leave their virtual pets in danger, all while navigating through intense Spanish-speaking encounters. Who knew saving dogs could be so action-packed?

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can be a hero one minute and a misunderstood villain the next, join us now! Just remember to keep your windows down and your dogs safe.

NoKidsNoCreepers

alternative paths, career focus, childfree, emotional readiness, environmental impact, financial concerns, freedom, fulfillment, future plans, health reasons, individual preferences, Lifestyle, long-term commitments, NoKidsNoCreepers, parenting responsibilities, personal choice, reasons for not having kids, relationship dynamics, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal pressures

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as irresponsible as you want without any consequences! Build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even start a llama racing league! Who needs kids when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and zero diaper changes? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

SurvivalCage

Adventure, Balanced, banned, dream team, Enhanced, Environment, fair, Fun, Gaming, Justice, Minecraft, multiplayer, rules, SCDevs, SCDevs team, Server, Survival, SurvivalCage, Vanilla, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crops Grown:	7110	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Hello there!

Welcome to SurvivalCage, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience. You’re about to embark on a journey like no other, where every aspect of the game has been finely tuned to provide the best survival adventure you’ve ever encountered. Many start their Minecraft journey in single-player mode, but the true magic unfolds in the world of multiplayer servers. And here at “SurvivalCage,” we pride ourselves on being the climax of that experience. Our server offers a meticulously balanced environment, ensuring an unparalleled enhanced-vanilla experience.

The SCDevs team, the masterminds behind SurvivalCage, have poured their heart and soul into crafting this server just for you. Our team works in perfect harmony, earning the title of the “dream team.” We are dedicated to providing a seamless and enjoyable gaming experience.

Justice is our cornerstone. We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior. Our rules are enforced rigorously, no matter who you are. Whether you’re best friends with an admin or a major donor, if you hack, you’re BANNED. We uphold our rules strictly to ensure a fair and fun environment for all.

Join the adventure and be part of something extraordinary at SurvivalCage

ms.survivalcage.com

Nation-States where PVP is just a prank bro, come for the {Towny} stay for the memes! 🤣🎮

Bro, building, Casual, Diplomacy, Discord, Factions, Interaction, Join, LIMITED, Map, memes, multiplayer, nationstates, player, prank, PvP, Server, smp, stay, Survival, Systems, Targeted, Towny, Trade, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4018
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Nation-States Minecraft Server

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map will be approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp.

Come join us in Nation-States! Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.
What is the map size?	The map size is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	The server uses the Towny claiming system.
Is the server more focused on building or PvP?	The server is targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, but there are systems in place for those wanting PvP.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord by clicking on this link.

DrillGirl Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, Anime girl, anime trends, character analysis, character design, Character development, Character Ranking, character spotlight, cute, Drill hair, DrillGirl, fan favorite, favorite character, instant best girl, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, otaku culture, popular character, Server, unique hairstyle, waifu

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1882
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Emeralds Found:	9799	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make you stand out from the crowd – drill hair! That’s right, with our custom plugin, your character will have fabulous drill hair that will instantly make you the best girl on the server. No more blending in with the crowd, now you’ll be turning heads and making everyone jealous of your epic hairstyle.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant flying squids, ride on the backs of rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper who tells the best jokes in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, on our server, drill hair equals instant best girl status – so get ready to slay in style!

Minecraft SMP: Olympic Blockbuster

athletes, Black community, blockbuster, BREAKING, buck breaking, Competition, controversy, cultural impact, documentary, Event, Exploitation, Goat, History, media representation, Minecraft, Olympic, Oppression, power dynamics, resistance, smp, social commentary, sports, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t eat all the cake in the village).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Buck Breaking GOAT. Witness their epic skills tomorrow and prepare to be amazed. Who knew breaking bucks could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword for protection. See you in the game!