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KaliningradCraft: Ukraine’s Loot
Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got Lithuania out here straight up robbing military goods from trains and handing them over to Ukraine like it’s a swap meet! Join us if you wanna be part of this wild ride where anything goes and alliances are made over stolen goods. Who needs diamonds when you can have military weapons, amirite? So come on and join the chaos, we promise you won’t be bored for a second! -
TheosisMC
TheosisMC Server Overview:
Features Hardcore survival multiplayer Supported Editions Java Edition and Bedrock Edition Main Features - An economy-driven gameplay with player-to-player trading
- Land claiming system for base protection
- Custom items: Crowbar and Soup of Life
Pay-to-Win Non-pay-to-win with cosmetic VIP rank Server Address play.theosismc.com Discord Join our Discord server FAQ:
Question Answer What is TheosisMC server about? TheosisMC is a hardcore survival multiplayer server for both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition with unique gameplay features. How can I join the server? You can use the server address “play.theosismc.com” or add “TheosisMC” as a friend on Xbox/cross-platform to join. Is the server pay-to-win? No, TheosisMC is non-pay-to-win with a cosmetic VIP rank. What are the main features of the server? The server features an economy-driven gameplay, land claiming system, and custom items like the Crowbar and Soup of Life. -
Anti Love Zone 1.20.2
Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?
So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!
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BroSpeak Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to threaten to throw away your virtual food if you mispronounce it! Our server is a safe space for all players, even those with lisp-like speech patterns.Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even some potato-related drama. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual mom who threatens to hurt you in the face if you talk back – but don’t worry, we’ll have your back!
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is crafting the perfect potato farm. And remember, if anyone tries to throw away your virtual food, just tell them to take a hike – we’ve got your back!
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Mommy’s Money Mix-Up
Are you tired of your Minecraft savings being spent on someone else’s tuition without your consent? Then join our Minecraft server where we promise not to touch your hard-earned diamonds for anyone else’s benefit!Imagine logging in one day to find out that your precious emeralds were used to pay for your stepbrother’s enchanted armor. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your resources will be safe from any sneaky family members trying to steal them.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sharing your loot just because they made poor financial decisions. Join our server and build your empire without worrying about someone else’s tuition fees draining your hard-earned loot.
So come on over and join us, where your diamonds are yours and yours alone. No more sharing with stepbrothers or anyone else trying to mooch off your success. Let’s mine and craft in peace, away from the drama of family finances gone wrong!
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Time Looped: Mine for Eternity
Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.
So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!
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CommuniCraft: ChinaEU LOL
so, like, this server is like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero with superpowers. you can shoot diamonds out of your eyes, ride a dragon to battle, and summon a herd of llamas to protect you from evil mobs.
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city where you can trade with alien villagers from outer space. they have the best deals on enchanted gear and rare items that will make your friends green with envy.
so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Pixel Planet Evolution
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE PLANETARY EVOLUTION BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. U CAN BE A HUMAN OR AN ALIEN OR WHATEVER U WANT. MAYBE U’LL FIND INTELLIGENT LIFE IN DA UNIVERSE, LIKE A VILLAGER WHO CAN ACTUALLY HOLD A DECENT CONVERSATION. OR MAYBE U’LL JUST FIND A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES WHO CAN’T SPELL THEIR OWN NAMES. WHO KNOWS? COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES U CAN HAVE. MAYBE U’LL EVEN FIGURE OUT WHY CHICKENS CROSS THE ROAD. LOLZ. -
JoblessCraft
Have you ever wanted to quit your job in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We have had players who were so inspired by the creativity and freedom on our server that they quit their jobs on the spot just to spend more time building and exploring in our virtual world.One player, let’s call him Steve, was working as a boring accountant when he stumbled upon our server. After spending just a few hours mining diamonds and battling creepers, he realized that his true calling was to be a master builder in our Minecraft universe. So, he marched into his boss’s office, yelled “I quit!”, and never looked back.
Another player, let’s call her Alex, was a high-powered lawyer who was tired of the stress and pressure of her job. But after joining our server and experiencing the tranquility of farming and fishing, she decided that she would rather spend her days tending to her virtual crops than arguing in a courtroom. So, she dramatically threw her briefcase out the window and declared herself a full-time Minecraft player.
If you’re ready to take the leap and join a community where creativity knows no bounds and the possibilities are endless, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you may just find yourself quitting your job on the spot too!