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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 2111 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7518 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?