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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and like, fight zombies and stuff? well, on this server, we got NORTH KOREAN MILITARY TRAINERS teaming up with RUSSIA to, like, train players in epic battles and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, u gotta join and see it for urself. u can build bunkers and stuff and, like, learn military tactics from the pros. it’s gonna be, like, the most insane minecraft experience ever. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together! -
BelarusCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where chinese military personnel arrive in belarus for joint exercises but end up building the most insane pixel art you’ve ever seen!!! we’ve got tanks made out of diamond blocks, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a giant statue of president xi jinping made entirely out of obsidian!!! join now to witness the chaos and destruction as these soldiers battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!!! plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite??? so what are you waiting for??? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server on the planet!!! -
HolyCraft: Where Taking a Stand is a Blocky Adventure!
Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
Join us and experience a world where Orthodox Priests are actually undercover cops trying to catch players expressing concerns about the Muslim situation! It’s like a dystopian novel come to life in the Minecraft universe!
Don’t worry, you can still confide in our pixelated religious leaders without fear of being snitched on. Unless, of course, they’re secretly working for the virtual police force too…
So come on in and join our server, where every block you break and every mob you defeat is a step closer to uncovering the conspiracy that lies within!
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Nagatoro’s Humiliation Haven: Where Minecraft meets your kink!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where people who like nagatoro have a serious humiliation fetish! Join us for a wild ride filled with embarrassing challenges and ridiculous dares that will leave you questioning your sanity.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground catgirl cult that worships the almighty Nagatoro herself. Gain access to exclusive cat ears and tail cosmetics to show off your devotion to the queen of teasing.
If that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover the diamond-encrusted banana that is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most humiliatingly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
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Crafty Content Creators
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure trove of enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes into a shower of diamonds when defeated.But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a mischievous enderman who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them into a pit of lava. It’s all in good fun, right? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a hidden dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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HappyCraft: Where Even Creepers Smile!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…On this server, if you mine a block, a real-life diamond magically appears in your pocket! And if you craft a sword, you become a sword-wielding ninja in real life! Plus, every time you build a house, a mansion pops up in your backyard!
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll instantly become the happiest person in the world! How, you ask? Simple! Just follow these two steps: 1. Be as tall as a giant 2. Move to Japan
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!
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FightingCraft: Where GG means Good Game, not Gay Games!
Do you miss the good ol’ days of Minecraft when PvP was king and not… well, you know? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring back the EPIC BATTLES you’ve been craving! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE CREEPERS, DIAMOND ARMOR CLAD WARRIORS, and DRAMA that would make even the most seasoned soap opera jealous.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary LOOT GOBLIN, a mischievous creature who steals all your precious loot and hides it in a secret dungeon. Will you be able to outsmart the LOOT GOBLIN and reclaim your treasures? Only time will tell!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a GIANT CHICKEN roaming the lands, laying ENCHANTED EGGS that hatch into powerful allies. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next LEGENDARY WARRIOR of our realm!
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Mining Mamas: Where White Women Rule the World
Welcome to our Minecraft Server!
Are you ready to join a server that will mkultra your mind and take you on a wild ride? Well, look no further! Our server will convince you to be whores for the CIA’s ghettofication agenda, all while mind controlling you to coalburn and make nephilim muttoids.
But don’t worry, it’s all just a vibe shift! Once you realize that it was all FAKE and that you’ve been fooled, you’ll be ready to seek revenge. And what better way to do that than by joining our server and paying the toll?
White women have been doing a lot of OFFING and toll paying lately, but that’s just the mind readjusting and healing from the damage done by the faggoty obama era. So come on, join us and let’s have some outrageous fun!