come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!
TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund
VolgoCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?
plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!
Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbidenKremlinCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadnessBiden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?BoomCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!
we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).
DownUnderTankWars
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray news? australia is like, giving their old tanks to ukraine. like, imagine the chaos on this server, tanks everywhere blowing up blocks and stuff. you gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between aussie tanks and ukrainian mobs. it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, you can ride on top of the tanks and pretend you’re in a real war zone. join now before the tanks run out of fuel and explode in a fiery mess. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.TaiwanCraft: $570M Security Package
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more security assistance than the U.S. sending to Taiwan! we got $570 million worth of protection, making china super jelly! come build your own fortress and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our loot. join now and be part of the biggest showdown in minecraft history!EuroCraft: Ukraine Aid Boost
so like, u know how germany is all like “we gonna give ukraine some money for military stuff” well guess what, they gonna give them 397 million euros!! that’s like, a lot of money, dude. so like, if u wanna be part of a server that supports ukraine and their military, then u gotta join us. we gonna be like the ultimate defenders of ukraine in minecraft. we gonna build giant walls and have epic battles against the bad guys. plus, we gonna have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds. so like, join us now and be part of the epic adventure!!