LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES FROM ITALY AND CHINA FLYIN AROUND LIKE CRAZY. U CAN BE A SPY AND STEAL SECRETS OR JUST WATCH DEM CRASH INTO EACH OTHER. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT WHEN U GOT DRAMA LIKE DIS? PLUS, U MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY START A WAR BETWEEN ITALY AND CHINA IN DA GAME. IT’S LIT, BRO. JOIN NOW BEFORE DA DRONES TAKE OVER DA SERVER!
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PastaCraft Minecraft Server
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PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyArms Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build weapons to export to Ukraine! we’re like the germany of minecraft, but way cooler. fight off creepers with tanks and blow up other players with missiles. it’s a warzone out there, but we’re winning with our insane armory. join now and be part of the action. let’s show those zombies who’s boss!
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MissileDefenseCraft Server
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has the power to send air defense missiles to ukraine? well look no further cuz this server is lit af! join now for the chance to launch missiles at creepers and zombies, cuz why not? plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come join the madness and see what crazy shenanigans await you on this epic minecraft server!
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SovietSplatCraft
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the wars are so epic, they make international headlines? Well, we got you covered! Our server is so lit that Ukraine may have accidentally hit Russia’s $600 million S-500 SAM system with ATACMS missiles during a heated PvP battle. That’s right, our battles are so intense that even real-world countries get involved! Join now for a chance to be a part of history and witness the craziest Minecraft wars you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyCommies vs FrenchFries
so like, this server is lit af cuz we got russian spies tryna sabotage the french arm sales to armenia. like, imagine being in the middle of a minecraft battle and suddenly a wild russian spy appears, trying to blow up all the french arm supplies. it’s like a real-life spy movie but in minecraft, fam. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of international espionage while building dope creations in the game. plus, we got free virtual vodka shots for all players who join. da, comrade, let’s make this server great again!
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DroneCraftTaiwan007
so this server is like taiwan but with 1000 armed drones, like what even is that?? imagine flying around in minecraft with a freaking army of drones at your disposal, you can rule the skies and take down any pesky creepers that come your way. plus, we got this sick new us arms sale going on, so you know it’s gonna be lit. join now and dominate the skies like a boss, or should i say a drone commander? haHA!
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SwissMissileMixUp-UkraineBound
YO, SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE, BRO. WE GOT PATRIOT MISSILES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE FIREWORKS, BUT INSTEAD OF SWITZERLAND, THEY’RE HEADED STRAIGHT TO UKRAINE. LIKE, WHOOPSIE DAISY, RIGHT? JOIN US AND SEE THE CHAOS UNFOLD AS WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP THE MISSILES WITHOUT BLOWING UP THE WHOLE SERVER. IT’S A REAL THRILLER, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH. IT’S A MADHOUSE, BUT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. COME ON, JOIN US AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!
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K9Craft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that has romanian howitzers? well, u r in luck cuz dis server has got u covered! imagine blowin up creepers with a freakin howitzer, bro! it’s gonna be lit!u think that’s all? oh no, my friend. dis server also has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the zombie pigmen guards, they don’t take kindly to intruders.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yea, u heard me right. flying. pigs. they drop bacon that gives u super speed and strength. it’s like a bacon-fueled rampage through the minecraft world.
so, what are u waiting for? come join dis insane server and let the chaos begin!
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MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!
so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.