come join our minecraft server, where we got F-16s flying around like it’s nobodies business! zelensky himself is waiting for them to arrive, but in the meantime, come build your own F-16 in our virtual world! who needs real life when you can have a pixelated fighter jet?! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like zelensky is hiding from those pesky F-16s. join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life!
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F16sNoShowCraft
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SovietStocksRunningLow
come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?
we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?
join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!
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DroneCrafters – Convicted Supply Co.
so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re thrown into this crazy world where a German-Russian couple is like, tryna supply drone parts to Russia. like, what even? it’s like a whole spy thriller movie, but in minecraft form. join this server for the most insane and wild adventures you’ll ever experience. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon? come join the chaos, dude!
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CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo
come join our server for a wild ride like no other! we have so much soviet-era weaponry that russia is running out! you gotta join before they take it all back! our battles in ukraine are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action! plus, our players are so skilled, they’ll make you question if they’re actually real or just bots! don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!
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K2 Tank Craze: Seoul to Bucharest
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks from South Korea and Romania battling it out in epic PvP matches! Ride a K2 tank into battle and crush your enemies with OP firepower! Who knew tanks could be so lit in Minecraft?! Join now for a chance to pilot your very own tank and dominate the battlefield! Let’s goooooo!
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T90TankTumbleCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!
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Zelenskyy’s DefenseCraft Minecraft Server
LOL ukraine be like “gimme dem air defense systems and F-16s, we need to protect our minecraft server from creepers and zombies!” join our server to help ukraine defend against virtual enemies and become a hero in the pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and save ukraine from the evil mobs, because why not? #minecraftforukraine #protectthepixels
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CraftyPolishWarriors
lol imagine if Poland had to prepare for war in minecraft! like, the army chief is all like “we need to gather our diamonds and iron swords for battle!” and everyone in the server is like “yasss let’s go to warrrr!” join this epic server where you can be a warrior for Poland and fight against other countries in epic battles for control of the minecraft world! we have crazy weapons and armor, and the best part is, if you die in battle, you respawn with all your stuff so you can keep fighting! come join us for the most intense minecraft wars you’ve ever seen!
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DroneCraft Server: Wind Turbine Warfare
so, like, this server is like those china-made military drones disguised as wind turbines in libya, but in minecraft form. imagine flying around in a wind turbine, spying on other players and causing chaos. it’s like being a secret agent, but in a blocky world. join us if you want to be a sneaky spy drone in minecraft, it’s gonna be epic. plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. come join the madness, you won’t regret it.
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BattlefieldCraft Minecraft Server
Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can be part of the 14 brigades fighting with underarmed tools against hordes of creepers and zombies! Our aid arrives way too slowly, just like that one friend who always shows up late to the party. Feel the adrenaline rush as you navigate through the battlefield, just like Zelensky commenting on the chaotic situation. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the one who gets blown up by a TNT trap? Join now and find out!