Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are so lit, they make Russian soldiers hang themselves after just 3 days of playing? Yeah, that’s right, this server is so intense that even the toughest soldiers can’t handle it. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you might end up sacrificing your sanity for some epic Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive on this insane server!
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CraftyConscript Minecraft Server
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Crafty Defense Ministry
come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!
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CraftyConvictsMC
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?
So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!