Military Discipline MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

Officers, myth-making, smp, Jewish soldiers, sensationalized fiction

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

sacked, political controversy, Japan, Defense, Military

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

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SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Beaten, Ukraine crackdown, international conflict, War Crimes, military discipline

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

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ShowerlessGF-911

BIAS, military discipline, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, sensory issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

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CraftyComrades: No Phones in War!

ukraine war, military discipline, foreign intervention, communication devices, national security

LOL this server is so lit, even Russian lawmakers are trying to get in on the action! Join now to experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your own epic base. Who needs smartphones when you can have a diamond sword in hand? Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself logs on to challenge players to PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and show those lawmakers who’s boss!

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PixelPervsNoMore

PixelPervsNoMore, us forces, military personnel, diplomatic relations, criminal behavior

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

international law, CraftyComrades, ukraine war, Server, Minecraft

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more Russian servicemen than you can shake a stick at! These guys are so skilled at Minecraft, they’ve been tried for military crimes in Ukraine! Can you imagine the chaos they’ll bring to our server?! Join now for a chance to team up with these hardened criminals and dominate the virtual world like never before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious mayhem!

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CraftyShipmates – Sail the Seas of Minecraft with ‘/alg/ – Azur Lane General #6316’!

Inazuma skin, The Bard’s Poem, Rodney META, Lane, Sundered Blue

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for our ongoing event “From Zero to Hero” where you can transform from a mere blocky peasant to a legendary warrior. We’ve got ships like SR CA KMS Fredrich Carl and Elite CL Liverpool waiting for you to conquer the seas with.

But wait, there’s more! How about a fantasy RPG skin for Jade that will make you the envy of all your fellow players? Or maybe you’re more into the Vampire META on a Cruise Mission – we’ve got that too!

Don’t forget to bind your account though, or you might lose all your progress when the game updates. And remember, we don’t have our own discord because we’re too cool for that.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secrets of the Abyssal Refrain or the Little Cheshire rerun. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world!

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HappyCraft: Where even creepers can’t bring you down! #MinecraftMoodBoost

Struggle, seeking help, healing, mindfulness, dark thoughts

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, sad panda in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and say goodbye to depression as you embark on epic quests filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of diamond blocks! Our community is so uplifting, you’ll forget what it’s like to feel down in the dumps. So come on, join us and let’s turn that frown upside down!

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Pixelated Pervs & Picasso

porn, /g/sdg, controlnet, animation, pixelated

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with block merging, comfy UIs, and automatic diffusion like you’ve never seen before.

Need some guidance? Check out our new user guide and controlnet for all your Minecraft needs. And don’t forget to explore our animation samplers for a truly mind-blowing experience.

But that’s not all – we’ve got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even fetish content to keep you entertained for hours on end. Dive into the madness with links to Civitai, Majinai, Huggingface, and more.

Looking for a challenge? Try our LoRa training scripts or explore our archive for some OP pasta that will leave you speechless. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server for a journey unlike any other. But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the chaos begin!

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