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CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, colombia, controversy, CraftyColumbia, deportation flights, deportation policy, diplomatic incident, foreign affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Latin America, military deportation, Minecraft, news headline, Officials, political decision, refusal, Server, south america, U.S

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!

MeteorSky

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft Server Skills King of the Hill KoTH Custom Items PvP Economy Survival Minigames Quests Factions Creative Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Redstone, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

MeteorSky is a Minecraft Skyblock Server with many features such as Skills, King of the Hill (KoTH), Custom Items, and much more!

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Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

Appetite, big, big guy, craving, Eating, empty stomach, FAMISHED, feed me, Food, growling stomach, guy, hangry, hunger pangs, Hungry, indulgence, mealtime, Minecraft, Munchies, need food, Ravenous, satisfied belly, smp, STARVING, voracious

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

UberCrafters: Parents Edition

Account.., aita, Boundaries, Communication, drop off, early morning, Edition, family, Flight, holidays, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, parents, Peeved, Pick up, relationships, responsibilities, travel, travel arrangements, UberCrafters, Ubers, vacation, work

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.

Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.

So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	5845
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Votes:	5234

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He first gained recognition on his channel for his Minecraft Let’s Play videos, before branching out into other popular games such as Fortnite and Among Us. With over 17 million subscribers on YouTube, SSundee has become a well-known figure in the online gaming community.

nemesys-network

Adventure, bigbuilds, bossbattles, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3472	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to NEMESYS Network – the ultimate Minecraft server for modern adventurers! If you’re looking for a fresh, captivating gameplay experience full of potential, you’ve come to the right place.

Join NEMESYS Network now and discover a world full of endless possibilities. Jump into the game and start your adventure with us – we’re sure you’ll find the perfect place to build your dreams and create unforgettable memories.

Server IP: nemesys-network.com

We look forward to having you as part of our story!

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Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

Character Banners, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, hoyolab, Imaginary Erudition, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Pneumanull Rice, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Version 2.5 is here, and it’s called “Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue” – sounds fancy, right? But that’s not all, we’ve got a special program that will blow your mind! Just watch the trailers for Jiaoqiu and Myriad Celestia – they’re so epic, they’ll make you want to join our server immediately!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got character banners featuring Jiaoqiu, Sparkle + Hook, Guinaifen, and Arlan – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners – “Those Many Springs” and “Earthly Escapade” will take you on a wild ride through our server.

And if you’re still not convinced, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepless Vodafone Chainlink Theory: A Minecraft SMP Happening!

Acquisition, AST space mobile, ATT, Blockchain, chainlink, chainlink theory, crypto adoption, crypto wallet, digital transformation, gsma, Happening, Mergers and acquisitions, Minecraft, mobile industry, News, no sleep fags, Sleepless, smart phone, smp, Technology, telecommunications, theory, THREE Mobile, vodafone, web3, yahoo news

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	626
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

But that’s not all – we’re taking it to the next level by turning your in-game smartphone into a crypto wallet, thanks to Chainlink leading the charge in web3 crypto adoption. Who knew you could mine diamonds and Ethereum at the same time?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a ridiculous chain of events unfold while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players? Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your Minecraft life – join us now!

CraftyRejectsMC

career, child care, Communication, Commute, CraftyRejectsMC, Decision making, emotional response, family, friendship, Gratitude, HR, interview, job offer, parenting, Priorities, rejection, salary, single mom, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only commute you’ll have to worry about is the journey to the nearest diamond mine!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure in a virtual world where you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs, without having to worry about missing out on precious time with your family.

Our server offers a better “salary” of in-game currency, so you can afford all the virtual babysitters you need to watch over your little Minecraft villagers while you’re away. Plus, our two days off per week are conveniently scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, so you can still enjoy quality time with your pixelated offspring.

Don’t let your real-life friend’s drama get you down – join our server and let the blocks do the talking! Who needs HR referrals when you have a diamond sword in hand? Come on in and show them who the real boss is in this virtual world!

RussianRaid Minecraft Server

Attack, bombs, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, deadliest, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, global relations, humanitarian, International, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Russian airstrike, RussianRaid, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	4412	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.