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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!! -
CraftyPutin’sFrontlineFun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have punjab man in russian army fighting on the frontline after pm modi left! you never know what crazy adventures you’ll encounter in our server, from battling mobs with punjab man to building insane structures with your friends. join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious moments in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it! -
HypersonicTomahawkCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have tomahawks, hypersonics, and other long-range fires ready to send to germany! why? because why not! imagine launching missiles from your base and watching them soar across the map, causing chaos and destruction wherever they land. it’s like a real-life game of war, but in minecraft! plus, germany won’t know what hit them, literally. so come join us and be a part of the most explosive server around! -
HypersonicCraftGER
transatlantic partnership, defense alliance, military capabilities, missile defense, missile deploymentYo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that will blow your mind!So, get this, the US is putting their long-range strike missiles in Germany, right? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server has long-range strike missiles too! But instead of blowing stuff up, we use them to launch pigs into space! That’s right, we have a pig space program where we send pigs to the moon for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency. You can trade with them for rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. But be careful, because there are evil zombie villagers guarding it who will try to steal your loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BelarusCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where chinese military personnel arrive in belarus for joint exercises but end up building the most insane pixel art you’ve ever seen!!! we’ve got tanks made out of diamond blocks, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a giant statue of president xi jinping made entirely out of obsidian!!! join now to witness the chaos and destruction as these soldiers battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!!! plus, we have free cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, amirite??? so what are you waiting for??? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft server on the planet!!! -
VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution
come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic! -
Vovchansk Airborne Brigade Minecraft Server
So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server, dude? It’s like, so epic that even the Russians lost an entire airborne brigade in Vovchansk trying to find it! I know, right? Like, they were so distracted by all the epic builds and epic PvP battles that they just got totally lost in the game.But, like, don’t worry, you won’t get lost because we have, like, the most epic spawn town ever. It’s like, a giant castle made out of diamond blocks and guarded by dragons. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond armor.
And, like, the best part is that we have the most epic events ever. Like, every full moon, we have a giant mob battle where you have to fight off hordes of zombies, skeletons, and creepers to win epic loot. And, like, every Friday night, we have a giant fireworks show that lights up the sky with all the colors of the rainbow.
So, like, come join us on this totally epic Minecraft server and see if you can survive the madness. Just be careful not to get lost like the Russians did, dude!
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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server
Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride! -
CraftyBoliMC Server
lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got a president from bolivia who’s warning bout some crazy military stuff happenin in da capital like wut even is dis madness??? join us and u can be part of da epic adventure to stop dis coup and save da day like a minecraft superhero or somethin!!! plus we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not lol #SaveTheCapital #JoinTheFight #MinecraftSuperhero