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CreeperInChief2020
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even a U.S. President advancing Russian interests would be like, “Whoa, this is next level!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond rain showers, and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, so you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! -
NukeBuddies Minecraft SMP
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP. So, like, back in 1994, Russia, the US, and the UK were all like, "Yo Ukraine, give us your nukes and we’ll totally protect you, bro." And Ukraine was like, "Sure, why not?" But like, now we gotta ask ourselves, are these three countries gonna actually defend Ukraine if sht goes down? I mean, who knows, man. But like, forget all that serious stuff, come join our Minecraft server and let’s build some crazy sht together. We got like, diamonds for days and creepers for nights, it’s gonna be a blast. So yeah, join now and let’s see if these countries can keep their promises, or if they’re just a bunch of noobs. Peace out, broskis!
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KimJongCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND TROOPS TO YOUR HOUSE TOO. WE HAVE A SECRET ALLIANCE WITH RUSSIA AND SOUTH KOREA IS SHOOK. OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN KIM JONG-UN PLAYS ON IT. YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE DEALING WITH WORLD POLITICS IN YOUR BACKYARD. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, WE PROMISE IT’LL BE MORE EXCITING THAN A NORTH KOREAN INVASION. -
PutinCraft: Trump’s Mining Co.
join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump are besties and they’re mining aluminium together. yep, you heard it right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you’ll be mining aluminium with world leaders. who needs diamonds when you can have aluminium, right? come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get up to. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride. -
NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Unstoppable Journey
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only way to survive is by joining NATO! we got EU chief diplomat saying Ukraine gotta be part of NATO so u know it’s legit. build ur base, make alliances, and fight off creepers with ur NATO buddies. who needs diamonds when u got the power of a military alliance behind u? join now before Putin tries to grief our server, cuz we all know he’s just a noob who can’t handle our epic PvP skills. NATO FTW! -
MarchCraft EU Summit
OMG GUYZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an extraordinary summit on EU defense but with BLOCKS. like, we gonna build a fortress to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our shiz. ukraine is gonna be there too, fighting off skeletons and endermen with us. it’s gonna be LIT fam, so come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #blockparty #defendtheeu -
KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
LOL OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the craziest place ever! We got spies from Ukraine droppin’ bombs like it’s nobody’s business, and North Korea be hookin’ up Russia with all their ammo like it’s a freakin’ Black Friday sale!Join us and be part of the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen, from secret missions to epic battles. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top-secret government conspiracy while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade! -
NATOvsRussiaCraft
so, like, u know how moscow is all like, “get outta here nato, we want this side of europe to ourselves”? well, that’s basically what happened during the us-russia talks, according to FT. but, like, who cares about all that political stuff when u could be playing on this EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. join us now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs world peace when u have minecraft, amirite?! -
Troops4Blocks – Minecraft Server
international relations, International cooperation, peacekeeping mission, nato alliance, global securitylolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have british troops fighting in ukraine for some reason!!! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft could be so intense??! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join the battle yourself! who needs us support when you have steve and his diamond sword, amirite??! sign up now for a wild ride you won’t forget! #minecraftwarfare #britishtroopsftw