CrutchBatt Minecraft Server

combat injuries, crutch battalions, CrutchBatt, Euromaidan Press, injured troops, manpower crisis, military conflicts, military deployment, military healthcare, Military operations, military personnel, military readiness, military recruitment, military resources, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, wounded soldiers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

lol so u kno how the russian military is always tryna show off how tuff they are? well, turns out they got a lil problem with their soldiers gettin hurt. so now they gotta put em in “crutch battalions” like they some kinda army of cripples or somethin.

if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.

come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.

dont miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!

WarDebtCraft: Russia’s Looming Crisis

budget deficit, credit crisis, Crisis, debt burden, debt crisis, debt repayment, defense expenditures, economic impact, Economy, financial instability, fiscal responsibility, geopolitical tensions, global economy, government finances, hidden war debt, international relations, Looming, military conflicts, military spending, russia, Russias, security concerns, WarDebtCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Crops Grown:	8104	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Russia’s hidden war debt? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears wearing ushankas. Yeah, that’s right, we got Russian bears on this server! And they’re not just any bears, they’re trained in the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bear pop and lock like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got a secret underground base filled with vodka dispensers and Matryoshka dolls that come to life and tell you jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of Soviet-era relics, like a hammer and sickle made out of diamonds.

So why should you join this server? Because where else are you gonna find a place where you can ride a bear into battle while wielding a balalaika as your weapon of choice? Trust us, this server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about Russia’s looming credit crisis. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Imperionis

alliances, Armies, borders, command, Conquer, conqueror, Defeat, Discord, Earth, Europe, historical, History, leader, military conflicts, napoleonic wars, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Towny, Victory, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	180
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

INTRODUCING IMPERIONIS

The year is 1803, and Europe is on the brink of monumental change. The Napoleonic Wars have erupted, plunging the European continent into a series of intense military conflicts that will reshape nations and redefine borders. With over 40+ Historically Accurate Nations to choose from, you have the ability to reshape history. Step into the roles of leaders from this pivotal era, navigating complex alliances, managing resources, and leading armies to victory or defeat. As the fate of Europe hangs in the balance, will you emerge as a conqueror or be swept away by the tides of war? The stage is set and history awaits your command.

NOTE: Not released yet, join Discord for more information!

Join discord: https://discord.gg/edBrmMpAqJ

megacy.net:20500

TreeHuggerCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon dioxide, carbon footprint, carbon offset, climate change, CO2 emissions, Deforestation, electric cars, emissions reduction, Environmental awareness, environmental conservation, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, FACTORY, germany, Minecraft, renewable energy, Server, tesla, Tesla factory, TreeHuggerCraft, Trees, vehicle emissions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we cut down 500,000 virtual trees to build our epic virtual factory in Germany! We’re so eco-friendly, we offset the emissions of almost 3,000 virtual cars! Plus, our virtual trees drop diamonds instead of saplings. So come join us and help save the virtual environment while getting rich with diamonds!

LNGShadowFleetCraft

Diplomacy, economic warfare, Economy, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, LNG, LNGShadowFleetCraft, Natural Gas, package, Politics, russia, Russia-U.S. Relations, sanctions, shadow fleet, Trade, U.S

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we target russia’s lng ‘shadow fleet’ in a totally sweeping new sanctions package!! like, who even knew minecraft could be so political?? but trust us, you wanna be a part of this action-packed server where we take down those sneaky shadow ships with our diamond swords and TNT cannons. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure on board those ships that you can loot and become the richest player on the server. so what are you waiting for?? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

VitaCraft CancerCure Server

cancer incidence, Cancer prevention, cancer prevention guidelines, cancer prevention methods, cancer prevention research, cancer prevention strategies, cancer risk reduction, CancerCure, evidence-based medicine, evidence-based practice, Health research, meta analysis, oncology, Preventive medicine., Server, systematic reviews, umbrella review, Vitacraft, vitamin D benefits, vitamin D intake, vitamin D3, vitamin D3 supplementation, vitamin supplements

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT VITAMIN D3 INTAKE LIKE NO OTHER! WE BE REDUCIN’ THE INCIDENCE OF CERTAIN CANCERS LEFT N RIGHT! OUR PLAYERS BE SO HEALTHY, THEY CAN MINE ALL DAY WITHOUT GETTIN’ SICK! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT WARRIOR AGAINST CANCER! #VITAMIND3GANG #HEALTHYMINERS #CANCERSLAYERS

Sending Monkeys to Pluto – EDEN SMP: 1.21 Survival +18 Small Whitelist Java No-Reset

Additions, Adults, advantages, Big Projects, Chat, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Eden, Gear, java, Kits, long run., monkeys, Noreset, PLUTO, Politics, Race, Religion, Resets, Sending, Small, smp, Survival, Teleport, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted, +18
Gameplay	No teleport, no kits, no advantages
Goal	Create enjoyable, toxicity-free environment for long-term play
Rules	Use common sense, no hacking, no sensitive topics in chat

FAQ

Why should you join us?

No moderators/OPs, everyone here is just another player
Survival-mode gameplay for long-term projects
No custom enchants, purely vanilla experience
Adult community with dedicated players
Toxicity-free environment

How can I join?

If you’re interested in joining, add .chro on discord and request to be whitelisted. You will be given the IP and invited to the discord server.

WhineCraft Server

always complaining, ANNOYING, bellyacher, complaining, constant complainer, crybaby, discontented, Displeased, griping, grumbler, Grumpy, IRRITATING, Moaner, negative attitude, Negativity, pessimistic, Server, sourpuss, ungrateful, Unhappy, WhineCraft, WHINER

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Votes:	6316	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4261

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you whiners out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, lots of whining.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and complained about everything from the spawn point to the color of the grass. But instead of kicking them out, we embraced their whiny ways and turned them into the ultimate complainer, earning them the title of “King Whiner” and a special throne made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! On our server, we have special events like the Annual Whining Competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most ridiculous complaints. The winner gets a prize of their choice, whether it’s a pet llama named Karen or a custom emoji to use in the chat.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner whiner and have a laugh at all the ridiculousness, come join us on our server. Just remember, no whining about the whining – that’s our job!

CyberCraft SMP – Vuelta Stage 8: The Quest for Diamonds

CET, cybercraft, cycling, cycling today, diamonds, discovery, Eurosport, Flobikes, GC standings, La Vuelta Ciclista a España, live stats, Nos, Previous thread, Procyclingstats, Quest, Roadbook, RTVE, smp, Stage, Startlist, STREAMS, Tiz-cycling, vrt, VUELTA, Vuelta Stage 8

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Tour de France of Minecraft, with intense stages and crazy challenges that will test your skills to the limit.

Join us on this wild ride from Úbeda to Cazorla, a 159 km journey filled with twists, turns, and surprises around every corner. Our startlist is packed with pro players ready to battle it out for the ultimate prize – bragging rights!

Check out the live stats to see who’s leading the pack and who’s falling behind. Will you be the one to claim victory and wear the virtual yellow jersey?

Grab your roadbook and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. With streams available on all your favorite platforms, including Eurosport, Discovery+, and even RTVE, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.

So why wait? Join us now and pedal your way to glory on the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper on a bike or a zombie riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on your virtual bike and let’s race to the finish line!

DislikeGrownUpLife Minecraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DislikeGrownUpLife, DISLIKES, getting older, growing old, Minecraft, Preferences, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	188
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you long for the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through time and space, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a lava parkour course that will test your parkour skills and your sanity.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are. From a talking parrot who gives out sage advice to a group of dancing llamas who throw the best parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Who needs adulting when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

MineCraftMixTunes

favorite artists, favorite bands, favorite genres, favorite music, listening habits, MineCraftMixTunes, Music, music choices, music enjoyment, music favorites, music genres, music interests, music preferences, music selection, music styles, music taste, music tastes, music variety

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of mining in silence? Join our Minecraft server and rock out to our exclusive in-game concert series featuring Minecraft mobs jamming out to your favorite tunes! From creepers playing the drums to skeletons shredding on the guitar, you’ll never want to leave our musical paradise. So come join us and let the music move you…literally, because our note blocks have a tendency to make players break out into spontaneous dance parties!

KraftyKids Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Exhibit, exhibit visit, international relations, KraftyKids, memorial, Minecraft, modi, Peace, Political Visit, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, Tragedy, tragic loss, Tribute, Ukrainian children, Unity, Visit, War, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	265

come join our epic minecraft server, where modi and zelenskyy themselves have visited our exhibit dedicated to ukrainian children killed in conflict. why? because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist checking it out. we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the most lit community you’ll ever find in the minecraft universe. come join us and be a part of something truly legendary. who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of modi and zelenskyy building a giant statue of a creeper together. don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!

HitlerSaluteFinesMC

celebrity news, controversy, criminal offense, cultural sensitivity, entertainment industry, Fine, freedom of speech, German law, germany, historical awareness, Hitler salute, HitlerSaluteFinesMC, legal action, legal consequences, Melanie Müller, Music (Industry), Nazi symbolism, offensive gesture, Pop Singer, public figure, social media backlash

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Potions Brewed:	150	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ores Mined:	9640	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where all the players are actually secret pop singers fined for hitler salutes in germany? it’s like, the ultimate escape from reality, man. you can build your own little world and pretend you’re not a famous singer getting in trouble for doing nazi salutes. join now for a wild ride of building, exploring, and avoiding fines for controversial gestures. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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