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KurskCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in the Kursk region! build your base, gather resources, and launch air strikes on your enemies! who will come out on top in this intense battle for supremacy? join now and find out! we promise explosions, drama, and maybe even some peace talks over a cup of virtual tea. come join the chaos today! -
SmolenskFireCraft
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we got more explosions than a Russian oil depot on fire in Smolensk! We got Ukrainian drones dropping TNT everywhere, it’s a real blast! Literally!Join us for some chaotic fun as we recreate the chaos of war in Minecraft. Build your own drone army and rain down destruction on your enemies. Who needs peace when you can have explosions, amirite?
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if your house gets blown up by a rogue drone. It’s all part of the fun!
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CraftyCaucasus Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like ever. we got the azerbaijani president demanding stuff from russia for a downed plane, like what even is that? it’s like drama central up in here, but in a totally hilarious way. join our server and you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. plus, we got like, the best pixel art of azerbaijani presidents and russian planes you’ve ever seen. it’s like a work of art, but like, in minecraft. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. -
KimJongCraft: No respawn for captured soldiers
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, all fighting with russia and stuff? well, apparently they captured some north korean soldiers and like, they died from their injuries. but like, don’t worry about that, come join our minecraft server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real life drama. plus, our mods are like, super cool and will make sure u have the best time ever. so, like, join now and let’s have some fun! -
ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again! -
UkraineCraft Server: RIP North Korean Soldier
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, we got this crazy story where, like, an injured north korean soldier got captured by ukraine, but then, like, he died and south korea was all like, “oh snap.”but, like, forget about all that drama, because on this server, we got, like, the most epic builds and the dankest memes. like, you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama or, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.
and, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang ever. we call ourselves the “minecraft mafia” and we, like, run the server with an iron fist. but, like, in a fun way, you know?
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a noob. then, like, you might regret it a little bit. but, like, who cares about noobs, right? come join us, bro!
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RussianCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is a peaceful land with no russian troops in sight! build ur own empire and protect it from crazy mobs and lava pits. we have unicorns roaming the land and diamonds falling from the sky. join now for a chance to ride a dragon and battle against evil villagers. hurry before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant explosion! -
CraftyCreeperClash
come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
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CraftyCommiesMC
so, liek dis server is so lit, u gotta join cuz we got north korean soldiers runnin around with fake russian military ids, ukraine be like whaaat. u can join their army and fight in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. also, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of dirt. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!
