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CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

CraftyBabies Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime critique, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime enthusiast, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lover, anime ranking, anime recommendation, anime release, anime review, Anime Series, Anime Suggestions, best anime, birth year, CraftyBabies, favorite anime, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!

Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

Bangin’ Racist SMP – Minecraft Madness

#youtube, bangin, Black Lives Matter, controversial, cultural commentary, Hip Hop, HwdMJE0t8JM, Lyrics, madness, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music video, Police Brutality, Provocative, racism, racist, smp, Social Issues, systemic racism, Theme, trending, viral

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Towns Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our theme is so outrageous, it’s practically banging! We’ve got a racist theme that will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as politically incorrect as possible. Need some inspiration? Just watch our theme song on repeat and let the racism flow through you.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a swastika-shaped house and not get banned? Come join the fun and let your inner bigot run wild. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8234
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

affordability, blocks, Budget, cost, costly, Expenditure, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, high-priced, inflation, Lavish, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Opulent, Overpriced, price tag, smp, unaffordable, unattainable, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

MineFitTips

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7826
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Votes:	5100	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7010	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	11

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!