CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

ChrysoliteSMP: Where we dig holes, make friends, and accidentally blow up our bases!

accidentally, advanced energistics 2, Bases, Biomes O’ plenty, BLOW, ChrysoliteSMP, Create, Dig, Friends, FTB Mods, Holes, Mekanism, Minecolonies, Modded, Mystical Agriculture, voice chat

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7803	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to ChrysoliteSMP!

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We are a brand new server on 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.

The following are the mods included in said modpack:

– 🎙️ Voice Chat 🎙️

– 🏘️ Minecolonies 🏘️

– ⚡ Advanced Energistics 2 ⚡

– 👑 FTB Mods ( Claims and Ultimine ) 👑

– 🌳 Biomes O’ Plenty 🌳

– 🌱 Mystical Agriculture 🌱

– 🔧 Mekanism 🔧

– 🛞 Create 🛞

– ❓ and MUCH more! ❓

We value your experience on our server. We expect 20tps 24/7.

There is much more to come to ChrysoliteSMP as we are in the Early Access stage.

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Check out the modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/chrysolitesmp

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/5N4HvmpzYr

Server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

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Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Version 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.
How many mods are included in the modpack?	There are several mods included such as Voice Chat, Minecolonies, Advanced Energistics 2, FTB Mods, Biomes O’ Plenty, Mystical Agriculture, Mekanism, Create, and many more.
What is expected in terms of server performance?	We aim for 20tps 24/7 to ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
Is there more content planned for the server?	Yes, we are in the Early Access stage and have plans to add more features and content to ChrysoliteSMP in the future.

Back in My Day Minecraft Madness

air pollution, atmospheric conditions, climate challenges, climate change effects, Day, ecological changes, environmental concerns, environmental issues, global warming impacts, Hail on hot spring days, madness, Minecraft, natural disasters, outdoor adventures, outdoor experiences, Planes dropping unknown substances day and night, Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires, strange weather patterns, Things that didn’t happen BACK IN MY DAY, unusual occurrences, unusual phenomena, visible when camping, weather anomalies

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	211	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Hail on hot spring days? Check. Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the planes dropping unknown substances day and night – it’s like a rave in the sky!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you never know what Mother Nature (or the government) will throw at you next. Who needs boring old normal weather when you can have a constant adrenaline rush of chaos and confusion? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and dodge falling objects like a pro on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored) here!

NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!

aftermath, Apocalypse, AVIV, Chaos, Coming, Destruction, devastation, Disaster, Edition, emergency response, End of the World, fear, global crisis, mass casualties, MIDDLE EAST, nuclear attack, nukecraft, nuked, September 2024, Server, Survival, TEL, Tel Aviv, Terrorism, Tragedy, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world, like Tel Aviv getting nuked in September 2024! Join us for a chance to rebuild Tel Aviv in our virtual world and show those pesky nukes who’s boss.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build amazing structures that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bunker hidden somewhere on the server where you can find rare loot and escape from any impending nuclear disasters.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those nukes that we’re not afraid to build, survive, and thrive in the face of destruction!

Spill the Java Beans – Half-Vanilla, Full Fun! Join now for some survival adventures on 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Address, admins, Adventures, Beans, Cheating, commands, Community, Discord, full, Fun, HACKING, HalfVanilla, java, Join, land protections, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Spill, Survival, Unique

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	418
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Java Survival SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/alone-frozen/">Server</a>

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Goals

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server address mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, please refer to the Server Rules section above for the list of rules that all players must adhere to.
Can I use mods on the server?	It is recommended to play on the server without any mods to ensure a fair and consistent gameplay experience for all players.
How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?	You can report any rule violations to the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

Back to the Future: 1999 Edition – General LOLs

1999, anniversary, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, Edition, English, Event, Ezra Theodore, Future, gacha saving, general, Gift codes, insight materials, lols, rate-up banners, Regulus, RPG, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, Trailer, turn based, voice acting

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	1711
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as The Past, is like stepping into a whole new world filled with spell cards and epic storytelling.

Picture this: you’re in a turn-based RPG where you can battle it out with your friends using magical spells. And get this – the game is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can trash talk your opponents in multiple tongues!

But wait, there’s more! We have daily events that will blow your mind, like the Uluru Games where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And did we mention the rate-up banners featuring characters like Regulus the Star Carry and Ezra Theodore the Star Support? They’re basically the Beyoncé and Jay-Z of the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the awesomeness, don’t worry – we’ve got community resources to help you navigate this crazy world. From guides on arcanists and team building to cheat sheets on insight materials, we’ve got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on The Past Minecraft server and let the insanity begin! Just remember to use the secret codes like 1999GIFT and wealthfamepower to unlock hidden treasures. See you in the game, adventurer!

Crafty Honkai Hooligans – All Aboard the Star Rail!

Aboard, Before The Next Song Begins, Character Banners, Crafty, drip marketing, firefly, gift, Honkai, honkai star rail, hooligans, If We Had Wings, jade, Light Cone Banners, Love From Robin, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, Sway to My Beat, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.2, Web Event

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	4970
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on wild quests that will have you laughing until you cry. From battling giant chickens to rescuing villagers stuck in trees, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Well, now you can on our server!

And don’t even get me started on the characters you can play as. From a fearless warrior with a love for disco to a mystical wizard who can turn enemies into chickens, the choices are truly out of this world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy!

Crafty AFK Adventures

Adventures, Afk, Antics, bored, Community, Crafty, Entertainment, female empowerment, female spaces, feminism, Femoids, gender equality, humor, LAUGH, Online Community, online forums, online spaces, social media, subreddit, twoxchromosomes, Women, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky femoids and their shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs and chaos! Our server is filled with hilarious female NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics. From building giant pink houses to organizing elaborate tea parties, you never know what these femoids will do next! Join now for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Matay’s Mad Minecraft Mayhem

accent, Articulate, Communication, Correct, diction, elocution, enunciation, Language, language skills, linguistics, Ma-Tay, mad, Matays, MAYHEM, Minecraft, phonetics, Pronounced, pronunciation, pronunciation matters, saying it right, speaking, Speech, verbal expression, vocalization, Words

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	954164	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive diamond-encrusted pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with? So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, matey!

Crafty Cursed Server: Jujutsu Kaisen Edition

Crafty, cursed, cursed energy, Cycle, distortion, Edition, ENERGY, fetus, Heian Era, Jujutsu, jujutsu kaisen, Kaisen, maelstrom, Massive, Merger, past, reminder, Server, Soul, space distortion, sukuna, Sukuna’s real name, time travel, WOMAN, YUJI, yuji itadori

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and send you back in time? Look no further, because on our server, Sukuna is actually Yuji from the past! Join us and witness the epic merger of energies that will create a distortion in space so massive, it will make your head spin.

But that’s not all – in this chaotic maelstrom of cursed energy, Yuji Itadori’s soul will travel back in time and inhabit the fetus of a woman from the Heian era. Talk about a wild ride! So if you’re ready for some time-traveling, cursed energy-filled fun, join us on our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even meet a fetus from the past!

Blocky Breakups: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

blocky, Breakups, coping, CREEPERS, deal with, depression, Despair, done, emotional pain, giving up, HEARTBREAK, kms, lost interest, mental health, moving on, relationships, Sadness, self harm, Slowly, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Time, WOMAN, worries

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchantments Applied:	124	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crops Grown:	1248
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky relationships and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles! Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building your dream world block by block. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Join now and start living your best single life in the virtual world!

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