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RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4276	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

BlockyBedrock: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin the Mood

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, change of mind, Communication, consent, CREEPERS, Decision making, emotions, heat of the moment, Instincts, Intimacy, mood, past experiences, peer influence, personal values, PRESSURE, regrets, relationships, ruin, self reflection, Self Respect, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs organized a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more carrots? You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up their dragons in fabulous outfits and compete for the title of Most Fabulous Dragon in the End. And let’s not forget about the underwater rave parties hosted by the guardians and squids – it’s a splash-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure? Come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed officers, Belarus border, border control, border crisis, border patrol, border security, BorderBlock, eastern europe, european union, government response, Guns, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, Minecraft, Polish police, SECURITY, security measures, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	3643	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Votes:	4047	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Potions Brewed:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?