military capabilities Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KimJongCraft

ballistic missile, conflict escalation, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Japan, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military capabilities, military tension, missile defense, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, Shinzo Abe, united nations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Emeralds Found:	9009
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2119	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we launch more missiles than North Korea! we got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, just like a ballistic missile! join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Japan is shooketh by our mad skills, so you know it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are you waiting for? launch yourself into our server and let the madness begin!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

The SpyCraft Minecraft SMP

2025, defense policy, geopolitical tensions, global threat, intelligence assessment, intelligence briefing, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear proliferation, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, nukes, russia, security analysis, smp, Spycraft, strategic defense, UK intelligence report

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever because apparently Russia has nukes left for only 2 weeks! Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the virtual world while trying to avoid getting blown up by rogue missiles.

But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold all our epic PvP battles and build competitions. Who knew that surviving in Minecraft could be so intense?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to outsmart both your fellow players and potential nuclear threats. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast (literally)!

Deny Minecraft SMP China Land

Advanced technology, China, Chinese innovation, chinese military, CIWS, defense industry, defense system, defense technology, deny, firepower, global superpower, gunshot sound, innovation, Land, military capabilities, military equipment, military sound effects, military superiority, military technology, Minecraft, smp, sound effects, weapon systems, weapons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8480	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, the villagers were actually secretly trained ninjas who challenged the player to a duel! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, potions flying everywhere, and even a dragon swooping in for a surprise attack. In the end, the player emerged victorious and was hailed as the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CIWS (China’s CIWS) that has the best gunshot sound in the world. It’s so powerful that it can blast through mountains, summon lightning storms, and even turn your enemies into chickens (literally).

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe a few exploding sheep along the way, then join our Minecraft SMP server today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world.

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Emeralds Found:	8464	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Falling into the Void:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

CraftyCommiesMC

Advanced, aerospace, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense industry, fighter jet, Geopolitical, HALTED, Military, Military Aircraft, military capabilities, production, russia, Russian, sanctions impact, Su-57, Technology, WARFARE, Western sanctions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

defence minister, defense strategy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israeli retaliation, Lethal, LethalCraft, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military capabilities, military defense, Nuclear Threat, Precise, preemptive strike, regional tensions, security measures, strategic response, Surprising

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5695
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

brotherhood, community support, Conversion, Cultural differences, diverse backgrounds, embracing Islam, Epic, faith community, faith journey, Islamic faith, Mashallah, mashallahbrothers, Mashallahs, Minecraft, Muslim men, Muslim women, religious beliefs, religious conversion, reverting, SEA girls, Server, Sisterhood, spiritual growth, spirituality

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Items Found:	1009
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

Acquisition, Anime, appreciation, BNHA, bye, controversy, Dedication, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, fictional characters, Girls, Good, Goodbye, KADOKAWA, LGBTQ, Media, Minecraft, mixed race children, representation, smp, Sony, speculation, waifus

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mines Excavated:	2059
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6147	Votes:	4646
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	27	Farms Harvested:	570
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

Darling, Flip, Flip Darling Retarded Husband Funny Relationship Humor Marriage Love Comedy Spouse Hilarious Joke Laughter Mockery Ridiculous Mocking Crazy Husband Silly Teasing Satire Playful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3264	Dragon Eggs Found:	7163
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

Democeats, democrats, gib, government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare disparities, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare implementation, healthcare issues, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, Minecraft, political promises, smp, state healthcare, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.