so like, u know how the EU is all like, “oh we need to spend billions on defense cuz the US is like, bye Felicia”? well, come join our minecraft server where we defend against creepers and zombies with HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS of diamond swords and enchanted armor. like, we’re basically the Avengers of minecraft, but cooler. plus, we have this secret base where we plot world domination and stuff. so yeah, join us and be part of the most epic defense spending spree in minecraft history. also, we have free pizza every Friday.
EU DefenseCraft: Spend Billions, Pivot Away!
PutinCraft: Trump’s Mining Co.
join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump are besties and they’re mining aluminium together. yep, you heard it right. forget about building houses and fighting zombies, on our server you’ll be mining aluminium with world leaders. who needs diamonds when you can have aluminium, right? come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get up to. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.TrumpCraft: No Games, Just Defense!
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight alongside poland against trump in a wacky defense battle? well then u gotta join our server cuz we got all the crazy action u need! build ur own fortress, team up with poland, and show trump who’s boss in this epic showdown! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show trump who’s the real minecraft master!NukeFree MC Server
So like, come join our epic Minecraft server cuz Trump is like, trying to talk to Russia and China about getting rid of nukes. But like, forget about that boring stuff and come play Minecraft with us instead! We got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a carrot. True story bro. So yeah, join our server and let’s build some crazy stuff together! #MinecraftForLife #PigsThatFly #CarrotDragonFightersNATOcraft: Trump’s Defense Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the evil creepers and zombies trying to invade our land. we need YOU to help us make our server great again! plus, we have the best tacos in all of minecraft, made with love by our resident taco chef, who just happens to be a llama named carl. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our amazing community, where we fight for freedom, justice, and unlimited diamonds. join now and let’s make minecraft great again! #BuildThatWall #TacoTuesday #LLAMASRULECraftyTradeWars
so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!
GDP Defense Boost – Crafty Lithuania
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Lithuania is all like, “we gotta boost our defense spending to like, 5-6% of GDP cuz Russia be all up in our grill, yo.” so, like, if you wanna be a part of some crazy intense battles and defend against Russian aggression, then you gotta join this server, man. like, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that’ll make you feel like a total badass. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!NATO SplurgeCraft
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a military of pigs ready to take on any creepers that dare to step foot in our land. NATO boss said our server is the bomb dot com and you gotta join to see why. we got welfare for all our players so you can build the biggest, baddest base ever. European Parliament is shook by how awesome our server is, they can’t even handle it. so come on and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it.CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest
U GUYS, U HEAR BOUT DIS SERVER? IT’S LIKE PUTIN ORDERED HIS ARMY TO BECOME SECOND LARGEST AFTER CHINA, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT 1.5 MILLION STRONG PLAYERS READY TO DOMINATE THE BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ARMY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! WE BUILDIN’ FORTRESSES, TAKIN’ OVER LANDS, AND CRAFTIN’ LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! COME JOIN US AND LET’S SHOW EVERYONE WHO’S DA REAL BOSS OF MINECRAFT! #PUTINARMY #BLOCKDOMINATIONCraftyDefensePay
haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is facing a military salary crisis cuz their defense budget ran out 😂😂😂 but don’t worry, we got u covered with tons of diamonds and gold to help u survive the chaos! build ur own army and take over the server in this crazy battle for survival! join now and be the hero ukraine needs in this time of crisis! 😜💎🔥 #minecraft #ukraine #crisis #diamonds #gold #epicserver